Grabbing the hateful, greasy bull by the horns—er, wings—three drag queens are tackling the mutual hatred between the gays and a certain fast-food franchise in a spoof of Wilson Phillips’ “Hold On” called “Chow Down (at Chick-Fil-A).”
Willam Belli, who’s currently getting under the other queens’ skin on RuPaul’s Drag Race, is joined here by fellow West Coast. performers Detox Icunt and Vicky Vox. Leave it to three sexpot, junk-food-hungry drag queens to show us that one of the most fitting ways to address Chick-Fil-A’s longstanding disrespect of the gay community is with laughter.
Some of the best lines in this hilarious song: “After taking some dudes from behind, all we want to score is… chicken ‘n’ fries,” and “Please don’t sue us for libel; We just want a little meat without your Bible.”
Don’t think the gals are endorsing Chick-Fil-A, though. They, and we, want you to steer clear of the Christian chain and go to some other artery-clogging fried-chick joint instead.
Y’know, Popeye’s and KFC don’t make egregious donations to anti-gay causes. And their mascots are real people.