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WATCH: Honey Boo Boo’s “Everybody’s A Little Gay” Gets Autotuned

Breakout reality star Honey Boo Boo cemented her gay fanbase in a recent episode by affirming  there “ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ a little gay… Everybody’s a little gay.”

Out of the mouth of chubby babes.

Giving us what we want Jimmy Kimmel Live put her words through the Autotuner this week. Expect to hear it on dance floors across gay America this weekend.

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12 Comments

  • tidalpool

    Oh dear, the people one sees on here. Who is this child? why is she on a site for gay men? I do not argue her sentimates, but has she any idea of what she is saying? She looks to be 5? perhaps even younger. Who are her parents? The child is morbidly obese. Life threatening, not a good way to begin ones journey.

  • DrakeScott

    I officially demand this planet be stopped so that I can get off. I don’t think I can stand living in a world where society thinks it’s OK for spoiled, obese little kids with insane stage parents have hit reality shows, let alone a “gay fanbase.”

  • Aidan8

    puke

  • jeff4justice

    Get that money girl.

  • Dumdum

    Shocking what some people see as entertainment these days. This child if she is even a human child. Totally validates the argument for Eugenics. Her (and I use the term loosely) mother AKA The Human Thumb, are the trashiest of white thrash. But we all know how expensive college can be these days and by the time this creature is 18 if it even survives to that age. I think Duke or perhaps Yale. Have these creatures ever even seen a vegetable?

  • Mjl-428

    @DrakeScott: well it appears that Mars once supported life. If we were actually far enough by now in science and technology for the purpose of bettering the world today, instead of all of that money being wasted on wars, anti-humanity laws and being hoarded by the greedy, we’d might’ve discovered this sooner and probably would’ve been in the middle of creating a habitable environment on the planet even. But you know, I think we know why that’s not gonna happen for the next few decades at least :(

    Anyway, I digress. Nothing against Honey Boo Boo but why do they have a reality show or pageants for little girls in the first place?

  • jeff4justice

    @Dumdum: Hitler was a eugenicist and so are many anti-LGBTs so it shows what good company the self-righteous are in.

    She’s a fucking kid being manipulated by adults. The appropriate reaction is empathy – not wanting to murder her you sick fuck.

  • Dumdum

    @jeff4justice: I am fully aware of the origins and beliefs of eugenics. I never suggested murdering anyone. I just don’t think these people should breed. The child is being exploited by the media and her parents making bank in the process. Perhaps your ire would be better placed in THAT direction. I was merely trying to make a point. I do not advocate the use of eugenics I made a supposition. However I do sir take exception to your vicious attack on the veracity of my mental health. I find the painting up of little girls to resemble 2 dollar whores and parading them around in sequined gowns and bikinis to be disgusting and exploitive. Tantamount to child abuse. On a lighter note it is a cute video and she appears to be having fun. After all my opinions are merely that, opinions.

  • jeff4justice

    @Dumdum: Spare me the self righteous bullshit. Be offended all you want. Suggesting people should be allowed to procreate or not based on your criteria makes you no better than anti-LGBT people.

    If you’re so disgusted by poor, fat, exploited people then, if you don’t already, contribute one way or another to helping people in those shoes though direct charity and empowerment.

  • dvlaries

    Honey Boo Boo’s made the Onion
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-do-of-course-realize-that-this-is-going-to-end,29734/
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    and ruthlessreviews
    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/12921/toddlers-and-tiaras-honey-boo-boo-child/
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    “But the beauty in the whole thing is that these dolts are proud of their subservience to consumerism, defend it even. It’s the American way. Sure they wax on about going on a diet or exercising, but they still die all the same: farting into couch cushions with one hand in a bag of pork skins and the other on the remote. … This is the America that thinks our President is a Muslim and a 401k is pants size.”
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    No wonder all I watch anymore is “Mad Men.”

  • Ogre Magi

    @tidalpool: You don’t get out much do you?

  • Dumdum

    @jeff4justice: So according to you. If a bad person has a good idea. That automatically makes the idea bad.

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