No, that’s not Benjamin Button.
UK retailer John Lewis has released its annual heartstring-tugging Christmas commercial, and this year they enlisted Elton John.
With a farewell tour underway and a biopic staring Taron Egerton due next year, the choice to feature John seems especially timely.
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The ad depicts John’s life and career in reverse, and comes with the touching message that “some gifts are more than just a gift.”
But spend lots of money on them regardless, OK?
Archibald Meatpants
Again boring as shit, just another generic advertisement that means absolutely about Xmas oh wait a little kid unwraps a present at the END of this shite ad
TomG
Too bad that you are THAT unhappy with life. Maybe you should get some profession help with that so you can find some joy in living.