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WATCH: This Stadium Full Of People Celebrates Robin Thicke’s Package!

If nothing else, Miley Cyrus’ barely-legal booty twerking all up in Robin Thicke’s business is a testament to just how badly everyone wants to ride this famous D.

He’s not shy about it, either. From announcing he “knows you want it” to blatantly telling you that he’s got “a big dick for ya,” Mr. Thicke has been anything but subtle with using his massive endowment to turn you on [to his new album].

Some say “he must not have a big dick, because otherwise he wouldn’t need to talk about it.” We say “haha” to that, because you’re sitting behind a keyboard and Robin Thicke literally has hundreds of people prancing around a football field singing about how huge his dick is. He wins!

Check out the brand new video above for this summer’s hit dick anthem, “Give It 2 U.”

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9 Comments

  • QJ201

    sorry Robin Thicke is just a sleazebag. White pimp ain’t cute.

  • Kangol

    The young man doth protest too much. If it’s big, people will see it. If not, well, it’s up to him and his wife (and whomever else he sleeps with).

  • boring

    Dude, you came out of Alan Thicke’s balls. Know your fucking place.

  • Fael

    I’m a little curious, I hope that someday leak some photos

  • WhyteRabbit

    sorry. regardless of the endowment… all i see is his dad. soooooo not hot.

  • Really_000

    It is really distinguishing when white people try and appropriate black culture. This dude has this thick fake accent and does his best to sound like a black guy. I guess Emmenim finally broke black culture down enough to where they just said forget and began to let all of these white men and women parody them. Sad..

  • Snapper59

    He’s nearly 40. He should have stolen from Marvin Gaye 20 years ago instead of 2013.

  • RafsDad

    @Really_000: Black culture? “Sound like a black guy”?? They and Them? You sound like a bitter old teeny weenie queen.

  • Really_000

    When you resort to name calling its really not flattering on your part :-(

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