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What To Wear: 7 Halloween Costumes That Will Stop Traffic

RuPaul once said “If gays ran the world, we’d have the whole month of October off to plan our Halloween costumes.”

Sadly we don’t, and once again Fright Night has just about snuck up on us. If you haven’t figured out a great costume that’ll win you a costume contest—or at least get all eyes in the room on you—don’t worry. We’ve come up with a bevy of topical identities you can assume this Halloween.

Click through for our list of Halloween costume ideas!



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  • Scott

    Funny story: EVERY SINGLE other site is recommending to NOT wear these cliche costumes.

  • AxelDC

    If you want to stop traffic, wear a giant red octagon.

  • iDavid


    “Recommending”? I’d be demanding. This is the lamest list of uncreative trash possible.

  • Wies

    thank you dan avery for having me laugh my ass off <3

  • Jeff in NYC

    I’m going as The Thing, from the Fantastic Four.

  • PilateError


  • Hyhybt

    Speaking of costumes… I know it’s only for today, but the purple logo, etc look good. Queerty should consider keeping them.

  • Riker

    I’m doing Amy Winehouse this year. I’m a drunken mess every other time I go to the bar, so why not put on a wig, eyeliner, and dust my nose with some (fake) cocaine?

  • ewe

    I’m gonna wear a big fat ass on my face. With shit dribbling out.

  • Riker

    @ewe: So, you’re dressing up as little kiwi?

    (Sorry kiwi, I couldn’t resist. I’d still hump your butt even if it WAS on your shoulders!)

  • Liz

    You can get Beatrice’s fascinator at wwww.headlinecostumes.com and it is to die for!

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