Former first lady Melania Trump has always been a bit of an enigma. There are so many unanswered questions people have about her.
Does she really love her husband? Is she really fluent in five different languages? How did she actually obtain that “Einstein Visa”? What are her thoughts on Christmas? Oh, wait, we already know the answer to that one.
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But according to Michael Wolff, author of the book “Landslide: The Final Days of the Trump Presidency,” there’s one question even members of Trump’s most inner circle have, but they’re too afraid to ask: Where does Melania Trump live? Like, for real though, where does she actually live?
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It’s something many people have wondered about, but few know the answer to. Wolff says that among Trump insiders the controversial topic has become the “third rail that nobody wants to touch.”
“Nobody really knows where Melania lives,” he tells the Daily Mail. “She is not with him a lot of the times. This was true when he was in the White House and it’s true now.”
This computes with another story published by PEOPLE earlier this month in which insiders said the ex-FLOTUS has her “own family” and that they “do many things together and not necessarily with Donald.”
They did not elaborate on who her “own family” was, but it’s clearly not her husband.
Adding another layer of mystery to it all is that Wolff spent several hours with the Trumps when they invited him to dinner at Mar-a-Lago and that they appeared to be happy, or at least, um, happyish.
“Dinner was like a wedding party, with Donald and Melania at the head table, greeting people the entire time,” he said.
But he still called the whole experience a bit “mindboggling.”
In 2017, Melania famously refused to move from New York to Washington, D.C. for the first six month’s of Trump’s presidency, purportedly so she could renegotiate the couple’s prenuptial agreement.
In 2018, the Washington Post reported that Donald and Melania “spend very little to no time together.” And, over the years, she’s been noticeably absent from family holiday photos on social media.
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Last year, Melania Trump’s biographer Mary Jordan, author of “The Art of Her Deal”, described the pair’s relationship as “ultra-complicated,” saying she doesn’t know “any couple that spends as much time apart.”
“People around Trump still have questions,” Wolff explains to the Daily Mail, “but they don’t want to ask those questions.”
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Derek Northcutt
It’s called the instinct for survival.
antitrump
would you admit to living with the don, cant imagine anyone who would.
Mr. Stadnick
My question would be “When did you stop working as a prostitute?”
Heywood Jablowme
My question would be “Where do your batteries go in?”
JLJ
She hasn’t stopped yet…
BoomerMyles
She’s NEVER stopped working as a prostitute.
Joshooeerr
Clearly, she hasn’t.
ted
Who TF cares?!
Hdtex
Apparently you do.
John
Exactly. And how is this LGBT-related?
Fahd
I’ve noticed that Wolff’s book is making for many articles of this type on Yahoo and other internet sites. I hope Queerty isn’t now going to rewrite each of those articles. I guess Wolff’s book is full of “sound bites” like this. This too shall pass.
Hdtex
She lives in the dank, musty basement of Mar-a-Lago. There she keeps her pole, and lap dance routines fresh, and relives her glory days as a low-tier Budapest hooker.
Cam
When Melania negotiated after Donald won the presidency before she moved to DC, it was said she argued that Barron should be equal in the will to Trump’s other kids.
She was dumb. She should have negotiated for a one time payment that would be put into an investment account for Barron, because if things keep going the way they are, Barron is going to be an equal inheritor of nothing.
mgp18
We’re you really Slovenia’s most famous pole dancer ?
marshal phillips
It will pass into the history books.
GayEGO
Malaria Trump probably has another last name when she wants to hide!
BoomerMyles
Melanie was noticeably absent a month ago at Don the Cons 75th bday party.
Theses no doubt the acrimony and contempt she has for him.
Peter
Not sure where she lives, but positive she sleeps in a coffin.
OhHellNo
It’s been documented elsewhere that she spends most of her time with her boyfriend, who is head of security for Tiffany’s. A former staffer on “The Apprentice” verified that when they picked up Melania to take her to set, it was nearly always from her boyfriend’s apartment instead of Trump tower. Yes, Trumpies, your guy is literally a cuck…
Fname Optional Lname
It’s been obvious for quite some time that she is hired help. He needed a “beautiful” younger woman to stand in as his love interest for the public eye. Do you remember how he could not stop raving about how beautiful the President of France’s wife is and how he insulted Ted Cruz’s wife’s looks? This is his game – his ego would have nothing short of a runway model type to give the appearance that those are the type of women who are attracted to him.
This was never a marriage of love – it was always just another publicity stunt that Trump arranged in order to present himself in the best light (as if that were even possible). She is a paid actress, a “beard” if you will. I wonder if Barron was conceived while they were both in the same room?
Den
There is the possibility that she really likes short mushroom headed penises wielded by regressive idiots. There have been more bizarre fetishes.
Den
Just be glad that she is once again inconsequential and that he is fading fast.
The United State’s most embarrassing electoral mistake is over, and the entire world (except for a bout 35% of the US population who are too stupid to understand what Trump was) is cheering the hopeful return of the US to political sanity.
Jerry
Is everything turning into clickbait?
mailliw110
Must be. I clicked on your post.
bud278
I think it’s pretty obvious; Melania is Donald’s Russian handler. She made sure he did everything Putin wanted. Why else would she stick around?
Invader7
Exactly. Cause Putin has the blackmail evidence on Don the Con !!!
Terrycloth
Don’t know what she saw in Donald except she thought he had a fat wallet…we know she and Donnie did it once. Hence Baron..( poor kid ) I’m really surprised she hasn’t served Agent Orange divorce papers yet .she better hurry before all the lawsuits , lawyers get most of it leaving little ….
Invader7
Melania : ” Are you a WHORE ? ” ” Does Donald have a small cauliflower dick like Stormy Daniels mentioned in her book ? “… ” Do your step children despise you? ” ” Why are you always such a bitch ? ” …. Etc etc etc.. She married the crook now she has to wear the mantel of shame & infamy…
JromeGervais09
Can’t we stop talking about Melanoma and the Megan Mc. non-humans? Enough is enough.