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When NOM And David Tyree Call Gay Marriage “Unnatural”, Are They Supporting Chimp Orgies?

We already knew about the HIV-resistant super monkeys, but who knew that monkeys can also provide moral guidance. Andy Cobb of Second City has a problem with people like Margaret Srivastav and David Tyree calling gay marriage “unnatural.” So let him show you what’s “natural” using our bonobo monkey ancestors as an example!

    • Greenluv1322

      Lol. Great fucking video. (pun intended)

      Jun 28, 2011 at 9:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx

      This is completely true. Bonobos are known as the “Make Love, Not War” apes. Male-male, female-female, & male-female sex are all rampant in bonobo society. They do “do it” all the time.

      And bonobos are our closest living relative.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Samwise

      Not to be pedantic, but bonobos aren’t our ancestors. Our ancestors aren’t around anymore because they evolved into us. Bonobos are more like our cousins or siblings or whatever.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dildoesuptheirasses

      I support chimp orgies

      Jun 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Syl

      Ah, bonobos! For them sex isn’t just reproduction, it isn’t even just romance: it’s group bonding, it’s a handshake, a high five, conflict resolution, a gift, a bartering tool, and an apology!

      “I want that X!” “I saw it first!” “I know how to solve this, we’ll fuck!” “Ok!” *later* “You know what, you can have it!” “No, you can have it!” “Naw, let’s share!” “Ok!”

      If only we were like bonobos!

      Jun 28, 2011 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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