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Why Can’t Rep. Louie Gohmert Stop Talking About All The Gay Sex He Witnessed In The Army?

Every now and then American voters put into office a man who will stop at nothing to put a smile on the faces of children through the magic of laughter. Rep. Louie Gohmert is that man. Speaking on the House floor about homosexuals in the military, as he often so embarrassingly does when he’s not speaking about homosexuals in the military on the radio, Gohmert tells America, “I know when I was in the army at Fort Benning and a young man there in the barracks could not control his overt feelings of homosexuality, and so he misread indications from another person in the barracks and found out that he had misread when he crawled into his bunk with him late one night, and his advances were not met with the kind of affection that he had hoped. That’s not good for the good order and discipline. When we had people who cannot control their hormones no matter whether it’s heterosexual, homosexual, whatever. They’re an impediment to the military.” My god does he like telling this story! [via]