5. Football Showed Its Tender, Gay-Loving Side
Long regarded as the most macho and heterosexual of sports by people who have never heard of rugby, professional football crafted an image of inclusiveness and equality this year, thanks in large part to players like Chris Kluwe and Brendon Ayanbadejo, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell taking their influence beyond the gridiron. We’re pretty sure this means the Super Bowl will be played in the third circle of Hell.
OK, so you retitled yesterday’s article.