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15 People You’d Never Expect To See On Grindr

That little cruise bar in your pocket, Grindr, is so ubiquitous there’s even a musical about it. Everyone’s got it, and we mean everyone. But we aren’t ones to judge. Everybody needs somebody, so who can blame these souls in search of connection in the digital age?

That being said, think twice before you decide to canoodle with any of these sketchy characters.

1. Madame LaLaurie

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2. Gandalf the Pink

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3. Edward Snowden 

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4. Madison Montgomery

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5. Jessica Fletcher

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6. Daria

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7. Ken

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8. Captain Hook

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9. Gaston

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10. Britney

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11. The Matchmaker from Mulan

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12. Mr. Bean Photobomb

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13. Your lunch lady

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14. Shaggy…we hope

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15. Carrot

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Images via lolgrindr

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Feb 7, 2014
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  • 13 Comments
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      LOL, I love these! They definitely lighten things up in the sea of headless torsos.

      Feb 7, 2014 at 8:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      15. Carrot is jimbryant’s dream date!

      Feb 7, 2014 at 9:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rad
      Rad

      Why does EVERY blog discussion seem to start with someone posting SPAM?

      Feb 7, 2014 at 9:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      I lost it at Fa Mulan. xDD

      Feb 7, 2014 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robirob
      robirob

      OK, the J.B. Fletcher one almost makes me want to buy an iPhone and get on Grindr.

      Feb 7, 2014 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Icebloo
      Icebloo

      A new low for Queerty. Do you have a 12 year old boy writing this pathetic articles ?

      It’s OK not to have any news updates if there is no relevant news. You don’t have to fill up your pages with crap such as this. Intelligent people will stop visiting your site if you continue to post such drivel.

      Feb 7, 2014 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      OMG lol funny and witty.
      “Surprise, bitch. I bet you though you’d seen the last of me”
      “I am carrot”
      lol good job.

      Feb 7, 2014 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      @Icebloo: Do “intelligent people” always have a stick up their ass? :)

      Feb 7, 2014 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuintoLover
      QuintoLover

      My favorite was this convo I saw online between a guy and a profile named Regina George!

      Guy: Sooooo….. If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
      Regina: OMG Karen, you can’t just go around asking ppl why there white!
      Guy: Do you wanna do something fun? Do you wanna go to Taco Bell?
      Regina: I can’t go to Taco Bell I’m on all carb diet! God Karen yours so stupid
      Guy: Regina wait! Talk to Me!!!1
      Regina: No one understands me
      Guy: I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see???

      Feb 8, 2014 at 1:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • diklikkr
      diklikkr

      I think Snowden is totally cute I’d give him asylum any time and Gandolf would be on my to do list.@Sebizzar: Most of them do, for some reason they think having a sense of humor makes you less intelligent.

      Feb 8, 2014 at 7:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I love me some Snowden! I also just got the “NSA” pun. Well played.

      Feb 8, 2014 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • that_dude247
      that_dude247

      Ken…lol

      Feb 9, 2014 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darreyl102
      Darreyl102

      “Everyone’s got it, and we mean everyone”- I don’t have one.

      Apr 1, 2014 at 10:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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