American Turkey
President Bush took some time from warmongering and idiocy to spread some bestial love yesterday.
Keeping with American tradition – a first? – old Bushie pardoned one sole turkey from the traditional Thanksgiving slaughter. We’re sure the turkey, named “May,” appreciates it.
Unfortunately the unseen backup bird – “Flower” – will be dead by sunset.
Spare the turkey, slaughter our children….
No, spare the turkey and slaughter the pig in chief
Wait, which one is the turkey?