American Turkey
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President Bush took some time from warmongering and idiocy to spread some bestial love yesterday.

Keeping with American tradition – a first? – old Bushie pardoned one sole turkey from the traditional Thanksgiving slaughter. We're sure the turkey, named "May," appreciates it.

Unfortunately the unseen backup bird – "Flower" – will be dead by sunset.

 
 
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Comments (3)

No. 1 · kelly

Spare the turkey, slaughter our children….

Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 12:02 pm
No. 2 · maverick69

No, spare the turkey and slaughter the pig in chief

Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 5:03 pm
No. 3 · Puddy Katz

Wait, which one is the turkey?

Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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