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Casting The Grand Theft Auto Movie

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This year’s Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City was a huge, violent, crime-ridden success, much like the town on which it’s based: New Yawk. So, in today’s creatively bankrupt Hollywood, it was only a matter of time until someone started talking about a movie based on the title.

Because we’d like to get our hands on some of the empire that digital hooker-kicking has built, we’ve taken the liberty of casting the possible Liberty City movie.

Thank us – with boatloads of cash – when it’s a hit.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jun 26, 2008
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  • 3 Comments
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Too lazy to click through.

      Did Jason Statham make the cut? He’s sexy times three.

      Jun 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Donna
      Donna

      Didn’t we basically already have a “GTA” knock-off movie with “Crank” with Jason Statham?

      Jun 26, 2008 at 6:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darth Paul
      Darth Paul

      I think The Transporter was closer to GTA than Crank. Still Stathamlicious, though.

      Jun 27, 2008 at 8:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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