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Chris Crocker Discusses Upcoming Porn Plans, Tweets Naughty Photos

Last year it seemed like viral-video personality Chris Crocker was all set to take the plunge into gay porn, with a rumored appearance in a Chi Chi LaRue flick. But then Crocker hooked up with some filmmakers and ended up starring in the HBO doc Me at The Zoo—and his x-rated adventures were put on hold, seemingly indefinitely.

This weekend, though, Crocker posted some interesting photos and a message that seems to indicate his porn project is back on the front burner.

A Queerty reader alerted us to the existence of the new Twitter page @ChrisCrockerXXX, where the Web star has posted risque pics of himself. Crocker also tweeted a link to his Tumblr page, where he discusses the implications of his doing porn, both on his relationship and his career:

The mere NOTION that someone can be intelligent, talented, and do porn on the side is jarring and impossible to most. (Not all, I know you supporters are out there reading this as well. I am not focusing ONLY on the narrow-minded.) Don’t get me wrong: I am not painting an impossibly pretty picture for the sake of changing anyones minds. It IS difficult. I have to wonder about an array of things it will interfere with. Here are some of the most commonly asked issues..

The being in relationship aspect: It all starts with trust. I tell my amazing partner everything. I tell him when a twink asks about doing a 3-way with us. I tell him when I think someone is attractive. I tell him my fantasies involving us with others. We do NOT have an “open relationship”, we do however have an OPEN MINDED relationship.. and the fact I share everything with him allows us to have 10000% trust. Plus, he knows there is a difference between me sharing my body with the internet and the way I share my body/soul/heart with him. Also, any porn endeavors I accept will include him in some capacity.

The affecting the rest of my career/future aspect: From the beginning of my online presence (dating back to my early teens) I have been an exhibitionist. One of the first things I did as a teen was photograph myself nude. I have taken nudes/photographed myself with hard-ons, jack off videos, etc for years. It is NOT something new for me in the self-documenting sense. My philosophy is that if you own your shit, (for better lack of phrasing) you can do anything. Every person I work with in music knows about my nudes/possible porn career. I am very upfront with everyone I work with musically and in every other area of my work. I have done way more risky/controversial things than porn. There are pictures of me ripping up a Bible from 2007. When was I ever America’s Sweetheart? What is so shocking?

When was I ever Disney? I have from day ONE been inspired by punk rock philosphy and I believe that the people worth working with in the entertainment industry (Whether it is film, music, etc) will/do understand my natural exhibitionism and respect it. It will not hold me back because when you look over the barriers, they stop existing. Who, a year ago, would’ve thought my documentary would’ve been picked up by HBO?

The family aspect: My family are very conservative. They do not agree with what I do, but they are certainly not naive as to who I am. (Who could be? Jesus Christ. I came out of the womb a rainbow flag waving feminist.) I sometimes lie to them that I will do even more shocking things than I actually will, just so when I do porn they won’t be shocked. They know me and they will not stop loving me for my decision, because real love is not conditional love.

And last but not least:  Sharing my sex life and sexual desires is no different than my day-to-day intimate videos, in MANY ways. It’s me letting down a wall most of society keeps up. That’s my only talent. Being my 100% self on camera- The self most of us try to hide. Bringing the shadows of who we are to light.

I also want to ask you all one question: What is the difference in singers like Madonna, who sing about sex/perform in sexual manners, yet DON’T actually have sex on camera? We all jerk off to porn stars, yet we look down on them like they’re second class citizens for suppsodley using porn as a last resort? I am doing this at the most MAINSTREAM time in my career in YEARS. I could be auditioning/doing indie films right now. This is a desire of mine and I’m doing it. If you don’t understand- fine.

Just understand that not everyone who does porn is doing it because they’re trying to fill a void. I’m doing this from a self-aware EMPOWERED place. Also know that not everyone who does porn is a mindless blow-up doll looking for love in all the wrong places. I am an empowered 24 year old man and I can’t wait to share this journey with you all.

—ChrisCrocker XXX

PS- What is porn anyway? ;) Is it doing a shameful, crass act on camera.. because if so, I screwed myself on camera years ago.

It sounds like this is gonna happen—and more power to Chris. He is an empowered 24-year-old, and it sounds like he has some concept of what he can get out of doing adult movies. We have the choice whether to watch or not.

But of course we’re all gonna watch.

UPDATE: On Sunday, Crocker posted a video about his mother, who struggles with substance abuse, having gone missing. Apparently this has happened several times before, but we hope she is found safely soon.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jul 16, 2012
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  • 60 Comments
    • terminalose
      terminalose

      Boriiiing … get a real job, attention whore !

      Jul 16, 2012 at 7:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @terminalose: Attention whore is a real job, and no one is forcing you to pay attention to him.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hassia
      hassia

      I see nothing wrong with him wanting to do porn.i would trust him more than I do bankers. More power to him. Ps, would make a great dinner guest.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 9:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted
      Ted

      A twink doing porn…that’ll be different.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      I don’t understand why anyone cares about Chris Crocker. If he were ugly and made substantive videos about serious LGBT issues, he’d be nowhere. But because he has a pretty face and isn’t afraid of showing his dick, he is some sort of gay hero. I am not surprised he wants to do porn- he couldn’t survive one day if people weren’t staring at him.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • prettygirls
      prettygirls

      Sorry breakfast, I tried to hold on to you for as long as possible.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pokermiracles
      Pokermiracles

      Pffft, Did we all read that little side note about his mother?! Hell if my son was a complete internet attention whore, porn star, screaming britney spears advocate who also told everyone my business (like I don’t know umm… having drug issues) heck yeah I’d be hitting the pipe harder than Whitney Houston and a circuit queen combined!

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      What do talentless faux celebs do when everyone stops paying attention to them? Pron. Levi Johnson, Octomom and now this silly clown. Wonder who he is blowing at Queerty to get such attention.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      And remember this, you sad-sack boys bitching about Chris Crocker will not make your own lives better. Sure, it may give you a little thrill to come online and anonymously insult him. Will not change everything that sucks about your own lives, and will not hurt him.

      You could learn a lot from Crocker – namely, how to stop living in fear of what others think about you.

      Alas, won’t happen. So keep ranting. It’s your life to waste.

      and rock on, Crocker.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cailean
      Cailean

      He’s kind of hot, until he talks. Kind of like perpetual soap-box stander “Little Kiwi” who thinks anyone and everyone who wants to remain anonymous on the Internet (mostly so they won’t be stalked by little creeps like Little Kiwi)has a miserable life and came from a family that hates their gay child and all other LGBT people. Stop projecting and pigeonholing everyone, LK, YOU’ll be a happier person once you dump all of that hateful baggage. Talk about wasting a life!

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andrew
      andrew

      another useless famewhore

      will it ever end??

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kayo
      Kayo

      Word Little, Kiwi
      What’s up with all the fags throwing insults over here?
      chris is no gay hero and altho a bit annoying, just leave him be

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @Kayo: it’s very simple – miserable resentful homosexual cowards with no balls exist solely to come online and complain about everyone not living with the same pathetic limited fears that they’re crippled by.

      bitching about guys like crocker is the only thing they have left to distract themselves from the worthless useless lives they lead.

      oh well. not my mess.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackson
      Jackson

      little kiwi wrote: not my mess.

      No sweetie, you have your plate overflowing with your own mess. It’s always the little ones who have something to prove. It’s just sad and completely transparent.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @Jackson: if you need to mock crocker to make yourself feel better, keep it up. but it won’t make your life better.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 11:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      do any of the complainers on here have any intelligent thoughts or comments on the CONTENT of this story?

      doesn’t look like it so far. which is typical.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie
      Charlie

      @LittIe,Kiwi: Gosh guys, so much venom at one kid who cried about Britney while under a blanket on the internet. Leave him alone and go do something nice for yourself.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie
      Charlie

      Oops that shouldn’t have been a reply to Little Kiwi as I rather agree with him.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @LittIe,Kiwi: and defending Crocker and in turn mocking those who criticize him… this makes YOU feel better about your life?

      I don’t give a rat’s ass about some internet “celebrity” who wants to do porn. He IS an “attention whore” as others here have written. He even admits it himself, claiming to always have been an exhibitionist. I simply don’t understand in what way this is “news” for the gay community.

      And no, I’m not bitter in any way. I actually have my own real-life fame to deal with.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @MikeE: i’ll just point out that those who mock Crocker from a place of anonymity have capers for testes.

      how about the content of the article? can’t focus on that, eh?

      but hey, this is the internet, and boys without balls use it as a burqa – they bitch and moan and complain about others all to distract from the uselessness of their own lives.

      it’s textbook.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      i think the points he raises about sex and sexuality are interesting and valid.

      we live in a world that punishes janet jackson for an exposed nipple, yet whenever a violent fight breaks out in a sporting event the cameras rush into capture every blow in as much close detail as possible.

      so, breasts = harmful and violence = totally acceptable for children’s eyes?

      we have politicians and celebs who have to worry about “their careers beign ruined” with leaked sex tapes or nude photos. why? what does nudity or sexuality have to do with everything?
      and again, we have major politicians posing with firearms, and they get elected into office.

      there are 30,000 deaths in America each year from gunviolence. So far, I dont’ know of any deaths from viewing “sexy pictures of penises”

      priorities are messed up in the most indefensible and puritanical sense.

      we live in a world that worships gun culture and freaks out when …what? evidence comes out that someone likes who they look naked, or has fully-funtional sex organs? it makes no intelligent sense whatsoever.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      A really long justification. Just do it, get the money you need and shut up. But how boring is it to CONSTANTLY hear everybody spend so many words justifying what they are doing.

      Again, just do it and shut up if you want to.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • raisedsouth
      raisedsouth

      at least he dropped the white trash drag (come on it was white trash so not an insult). and he kinda looks more like a guy so do what you want and enjoy what you do, no hate here. Just glad you no longer have to cry for britney. And if you do porn I will most likely watch it and laugh and possibly j/o to it but that’s neither here nor there.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      I like his attitude about relationships. There are a lot of prissy hetero-centric monogamists who post on Queerty, and might faint upon reading this article, although they seem to post mainly on the HIV articles. Maybe they’re scared to click on the porn articles because they’re afraid they’ll go blind or something.

      As for Little Kiwi (whose site I actually like), I’ve never understood his obsession with “having supportive parents” etc. Obviously, that is NOT under the control of any of us! It’s just luck. Kiwi is always congratulating himself and patting himself on the back for what was, essentially, luck. It’s nice when it happens, but who cares?

      In fact, I have a lot of respect for any gay person whose parents really DID reject them for being gay – they have a much tougher row to hoe than Kiwi or most of us do. Anyway, after we turn 18 or at least 21 we all need to be grown-ups and stop obsessing about what parents think.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      Also, I wonder what my bf will say about us having “10000% trust”!!! (What, no comma?) I’ll ask but he’s pretty good at math and may see a difficulty there.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      Actually, the point I make, that gets ignored by the Anonymity Trolls, is that those of us who have supportive friends and families have an obligation to step our game up, and our visibility, to help those that don’t.

      This is, of course, met with derision by the online-anonymity trolls whose fake online personae can’t do that. They make the claims, they say all is peachy, then do evrything they can to give excuses to not open the doors for others.

      That’s why i do what i do, and why my family adopts the visual iconography of LGBT Advocates – to show support to all those who don’t yet have it.

      Truth be told, the vast majority of my friends are the people you describe – the people whose parents *did* reject them for being gay. And that is why they, in turn, also do what i do – be visible, be vocal, be known, be advocates. Why? To help ensure that others don’t have to go through what they went though.

      And as I’ve said so many times, that has been ignored almost every time, one of the main reasons my family was so wonderful when I came out was because other gay men and women made it their business to be Out to my parents. Co-workers, church members, members of the local community. Did they *have* to do that? NO. But their active choice to do so is literally what made life easier for me.

      That’s the point I make. YOu could literally save some young person’s life by being Out and giving a face and name to What Gay Is.

      Hope that clarifies.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      @LittIe,Kiwi:

      “do any of the complainers on here have any intelligent thoughts or comments on the CONTENT of this story?”

      You do realize that the content of this story involves the “leave Britney alone” clown. When discussing a train wreck, it really is all about the blood and guts, not the physics of the how the wreck occurred.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @LittIe,Kiwi: Thanks, it DOES clarify. Sometimes you blast away at people without ever explaining it well, so I appreciate the explanation. But a couple of points:

      Re: “anonymity.” Well I doubt your Canadian passport says Little Kiwi on it. And when I look at your blog, although there are indeed pictures of you all over the place, it’s not made 100% clear what your real name is! (Although I think I can guess.) Perhaps you’ve forgotten this since the time you set it up. Anyway you’re still a bit “anonymous” yourself.

      Also, you might benefit by reading a book or two about introverts vs. extroverts. It’s bad enough that extroverts run the entire fucking world (nice mess you guys have made of it too), and that you prevent introverts from getting most decent jobs. But not everyone is psychologically well-suited to be “out there” all the time like you are. I don’t mean “OUT” — I totally agree with you, we ALL need to be out.

      Seriously, I do like your blog, I figured that any guy who likes the Ramones can’t be all bad so I kept reading.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chill
      Chill

      Go head boy and do your thang. He is adorable. If I looked like him and had the guts not only would I have done porn by now but people would be buying fleshjacks of my butt and big ol’ molds of my junk. xoxox

      Jul 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drew
      Drew

      Chris Crocker needs to get over herself. Her 5 secs of fame are long gone and she’s now just embarrassing herself. She gives all gay “men” and LGBT people a bad name.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Who Cares?
      Who Cares?

      Please quit giving this attention seeking famewh0re any mention. He’s got no talent and he’s useless.

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Randall Reynolds
      Randall Reynolds

      Oh please…. I remember running into Chris Crocker (who is about 5 feet tall tops) countless times years ago in West Hollywood.

      Back then he was making fun of anyone he could & trying to be an actor. I guess that didn’t work out too well for him!

      Jul 16, 2012 at 10:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eddie
      Eddie

      I can’t stand this lil’ fag. She was, is and always will desperate for attention.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 12:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carlos
      Carlos

      hahaha when you’ve failed at being a professional youtube attention puta you do porn! ;)

      Jul 17, 2012 at 12:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Agreed Eddie, most LGBT people don’t know who CC is, don’t care, and those of us who do know who he is wish we’d never heard of him.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 12:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rick
      rick

      He sounds like an idiot. Porn is for people with no other marketable skills. Pick up a disease and a drug habit while you’re at it. Its called being a decent human being and being respectable. Chris should try it. But if he did, nobody would WATCH HIM!! And that would be too tragic.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Neil
      Neil

      I don’t see why ChiChi or anyone would be interested in putting him in porn, he doesn’t have a great body and he’s cute but not hot. I wouldn’t buy it but more power to him if there are those who would.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hmm
      Hmm

      @LittIe,Kiwi: I agree, censorship is actually incredibly skewed,but, quite frankly, the porn industry isn’t exactly combating that in a positive light. It perpetuates stereotypes and fantasies that aren’t based on reality. What sucks is that porn is what the average teen has as a reference for sexuality and the human body, not reality (and that leads to countless problems that can’t be ignored just for the sake of being labeled “open-minded”). On top of that, the porn industry isn’t exactly known for treating its workers well… at the end of the day it’s an industry based on unrealistic standards and performers are often chewed up and spit out. I don’t think Chris Crocker is ugly at all, but let’s be honest, do you think the porn industry would have even looked at him twice if it weren’t for his internet persona? I doubt it. It’s an ugly industry and I think he’s being irresponsible by ignoring that. I actually believe that the amateur stuff he’s been doing is a lot empowering than having someone else film you, package you, and sell you.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 1:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • streetsmart
      streetsmart

      Interesting article but it sounds more like Chris is trying to convince himself than any one else. It’s his life and he should do what he wants without feeling the need to explain it to others.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @Spike: You mean you don’t have anything to say about the content? Ok, great. Thanks for sharing.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 11:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: I don’t prevent anyone from getting jobs. Unless you want to specifically explain how I have….

      And you can find me and my family and my name all over my blog and youtube channel.

      http://youtu.be/WRCbZURza5c

      I’m not sure what you mean about Introverts & Extroverts, though. Look at this site, and others – you get people who are being, in their own way, extrovertial in that they’re sharing an impassioned opinion…but alas, it’s only one they’re confident enough to share from a place of anonymity. Know what I mean? The guise of introversion is a lie – it’s the blanket they use to vent their frustrations.

      But I am aware that not everyone has it in them to “live out loud” , so to speak. It’s simply a rallying cry for those how *do* have that strength to step their game up. Why? Simple: to help and give visibility to everyone else who isnt’ there yet.

      It simply speaks volumes that every single negative comment on here toward Crocker is coming from some anonymous miserable hack. That’s the internet for you – those with nothing going on for them need to anonymously bitch about people who don’t live with the same fear of being “recognized”

      So, by all means boys, keep on hating Crocker. it won’t fix your relationships in your own lives, and it won’t make your own lives better.

      Jul 17, 2012 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      “every single negative comment on here toward Crocker is coming from some anonymous miserable hack.” Not quite: see #32, first/last name & link to Twitter account.

      I liked Crocker’s comment about relationships. Was unaware he was the “Britney” guy.

      “to help and give visibility to everyone else who isnt’ there yet.” You seem to imply that we can’t help kids at risk (for instance) with anonymous or semi-anonymous comments? I disagree; I don’t see why we couldn’t.

      (Read no further if you object to the off-topic-ness, but…) When I was a brutalized teenager the internet wasn’t around yet, but I bet someone might be helped by the following.

      Regarding parents: Avoid a situation where you’re stuck with $30,000+ in student loans and then you’re stuck living with your parents until age 40 or beyond. That won’t be much fun, and not incidentally, it’ll make your romantic life very difficult.

      Now that it’s legal to be gay in the military, think about it (unless you just can’t square it with your politics), because you could save up a lot of money, travel, and make some life-long friends. Plus, later in your 20s, if a f**-basher attacks you, it may help you escape serious damage.

      If you go to college, take a self-defense class or judo or something like that. You don’t want to end up crippled for life by some idiot drunken homophobe.

      Come out to your parents by your mid-20s at the latest. Be prepared for rejection. Be prepared in advance for total 100% rejection, and most likely you’ll be pleasantly surprised (as I was) at how well they take it. Total 100% rejection is actually quite rare with that. You are still the same person no matter how others react.

      And don’t worry about the “gay community” or what’s (supposedly) wrong with it. Nobody ever agrees on what’s wrong with it, but that hardly matters because the “gay community” doesn’t exist. It’s a totally imaginary thing that people without real lives complain about on the internet.

      (Apologies again for the off-topic-ness! :-) )

      Jul 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • logibear
      logibear

      @LittIe,Kiwi:

      Never use this site but just couldn’t leave this. If you honestly think porn is “doing something with your life” then you’re a prime example of how low society has sunk. Please, don’t ever have children. For society’s sake.

      Jul 18, 2012 at 12:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KARUADAM
      KARUADAM

      @Daez: You fucking stupid ass!!. I am Homosexual, live it and teach you a lot about M-M sex :-)bring on the porn.

      Jul 18, 2012 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @logibear: More than those whose lives revolve around logging onto websites to leave anonymous snarky comments.

      Jul 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adonis007
      Adonis007

      He looks waaaaaaaaaaay better than when he first made an appearance!

      Jul 18, 2012 at 11:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @logibear: Like so many simple-minded extroverts, Kiwi confuses “visibility” with exhibitionism. Therefore he conflates porn with virtuousness.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 8:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: And you can only make your comments from under a veil of anonymity. don’t be angry at me for having the balls you’ll never have.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @LittIe,Kiwi: When I first got to Queerty, maybe a year and a half ago (?), you hysterically attacked me for having daddy issues, etc. and I was totally mystified. I stopped giving a shit what my stupid parents thought about anything when I was about 19 because by then I was in the military and a fucking grown-up. But others here explained to me, oh, that’s Kiwi, he’s obsessed, he thinks EVERYBODY has daddy issues! He never makes any sense. (Then you disappeared for a long time.)

      So why is it only okay in your opinion to make online comments, snarky or otherwise, if one has a semi-anonymous blog like you do? Is that the only criterion that would meet with your approval? Queerty doesn’t care about it, so tough.

      If it’s so important to you NOT to be anonymous, why do you call yourself Little Kiwi here at all instead of using your real name? Maybe you’d be happier over at the Advocate where they make everybody comment from their Facebook account, except then you couldn’t be Little Kiwi. I went over your blog again (which again, I generally like!) and it’s NOT totally obvious what your name is. So you are making snarky comments from a place of semi-anonymity. It doesn’t matter to me, but since it’s such an irrational obsession of yours, maybe you should fix that. We’re all supposed to slog thru several months of your blog postings to figure out your real name? Why would we care? Either we find a comment funny and/or interesting, or we don’t.

      And as I pointed out, someone DID use his real name (above), unlike you, and you still criticized him incorrectly as “anonymous.”

      And why are you so obsessed with your family? Why should WE care about your fucking family? Who ARE you guys anyway — deposed royalty? I’m starting to think we should start calling you Archduke Johnny von Kiwi-Hapsburg!

      Jul 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: that your comments are obsessively about me, and not the pathetic self-hating homophobic comments from others on here speaks volumes

      feel free to continue to write essays about me. this is probably a big thrill for you.

      so keep it up. you, like the other haters that flood this site, will waste a lot of your lives anonymously bitching about others. wont’ affect us, and won’t make your own lives better. but if it’s what you need to do to get through each day, then be my guest.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 1:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: it’s just a simple reality – those who aren’t man enough to put a face to their comments always criticize those who can, and do.

      why? because anonymous rantings are all you have going for you. living vicariously though an anonymous internet handle.

      people sure are brave when they’re hiding behind their online burqa, eh?

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • William Turner
      William Turner

      @LittIe,Kiwi: Forgive me for butting into your argument/ weird mating ritual with the other Greg, but let me see if I understand you correctly:

      You’re saying is that if I post long, bitter rants spewing bile at other gay men, that’s wrong; but if I do *exactly the same thing*, only I include a link to a YouTube video of me, that makes me courageous and some kind of gay-rights hero?

      Boy, who knew being brave and ballsy could be so cheaply bought?

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @LittIe,Kiwi: I’m not obsessed with you; everybody knows my obsession here is messing with “UsualPlayers.”

      Johnny (?), if that’s even what you want to be called (?), but god forbid you should be anonymous — did it ever occur to you that I’m (semi) “anonymous,” and go easy on biographical details, because I don’t want to goad my bashers from high school, or from my 20s (who I had prosecuted, and jailed), to track me down? This stuff shows up on searches and I don’t know how irrational they are at this point. (Look how irrational you are, ha ha.) There are probably other “anonymous” posters here with similar reasons.

      Probably after your charmed childhood, anti-gay violence is a purely theoretical construct to you.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @William Turner: Just saying – there are many people whose boastful and pathetic comments can only be made as long as they use the internet as their burqa.

      See Also: guys whose profiles say “no fats fems asians or blacks”, who wouldn’t dare walk into a bar with a teeshirt saying the same thing.

      “You’re saying is that if I post long, bitter rants spewing bile at other gay men, that’s wrong; but if I do *exactly the same thing*, only I include a link to a YouTube video of me, that makes me courageous and some kind of gay-rights hero?”

      Nope. Not at all.
      Just that those who come online to spew bile are never capable of putting a face to their comments. That’s why they live vicariously though their anonymous profiles. Anonymous-Venting is all they have in life.

      These are the specific cowardly stances that are only ever taken by insecure boys who can’t put a face to their comments. And as of now, not one has been able to prove me wrong.

      Oh well.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg:
      http://littlekiwilovesbauhaus.blogspot.ca/2010/07/growing-up-gay-childhood-in-closet.html

      so much for my “Charmed Childhood”, eh?

      look – it’s very simple, by all means BE anonymous. What’s telling, however, are that specific commenters with specific self-loathing homophobic attitudes and comments (read ‘em. they’re here) can only make their comments anonymously.

      those who exist solely to slander others, while hiding in darkness.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: you were in the military and yet you’re still scared of your school-era bullies? DUDE. So much for the strength and courage of military men, eh? Sheesh.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @William Turner: Yes – I don’t get the obsession with the visual. This is a print medium. I do think Kiwi’s kinda cute, but he seems a bit vain! I guess it would be interesting to see pix of everyone posting, but THOSE CAN BE FAKE ANYWAY. (This doesn’t seem to have occurred to him.) Would pix add to our understanding of the comments? No they wouldn’t.

      @LittIe,Kiwi: “you were in the military” etc. Pretty simple: I don’t own a gun now, don’t want one, never know who has one! I have a significant disability nowadays and my boyfriend isn’t always around, so yeah, I’m only able to be a ninja online. So what?

      “specific commenters with specific self-loathing homophobic attitudes and comments (read ‘em. they’re here)…” Okay, I don’t disagree with you there. This may come as a shock to you, but by not responding to them I wasn’t agreeing with them, I was ignoring them. Try it some time. It’s not that anyone is “obsessed” with you; maybe you’re just more interesting than they are (or more fun to mess with) and they’re hardly worth responding to.

      Is the salient problem really that they are “anonymous”? (And you are, supposedly, not?) That never occurred to me previously but… if Queerty is okay with anonymity, I guess anyone is free to counter them with better comments.

      Johnny (?), again, I like your blog, I like your dog, etc. & will read your childhood account when I get back from vacation. We’ll probably agree a lot in the future here, so lighten up. – Your non-enemy, non-anonymous Greg

      Jul 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @the other Greg: i’ve said it before, but i’ll say it again – there are certain types of comments that are only ever made by those who don’t have the balls to put a face to those specific comments.

      those specific comments on here prove me right.

      Jul 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TiredoftheBS
      TiredoftheBS

      @LittIe,Kiwi: bitch, stop defending the Crocker. U just want to bang him, u old perv!

      Jul 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LittIe,Kiwi
      LittIe,Kiwi

      @TiredoftheBS: stop being upset that nobody wants to bang you.

      Jul 21, 2012 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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