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Cristiano Ronaldo Plays Soccer In His Underwear For “Men’s Health”

cristiano-ronaldo-underwear-mens-healthWorld Cup hottie Cristiano Ronaldo is hailed as “the fittest man alive” on the September cover of Men’s Health, a title that make him even more desirable after being named the “world’s most expensive soccer player” in 2009.

For his cover shot, the 29-year-old machine is serving sultry bedroom eyes while shirtless, of course. His insane abs (that he’s probably not even flexing, btw) conveniently draw your eyes down to the waistband of his own signature CR7 underwear and four fingers that perfectly frame a subtle yet totally distinct bulge.

He looks great and all, but we much rather prefer him soaked in sweat and bouncing around in his tiny soccer shorts.

In the accompanying interview, Ronaldo reportedly talks about his physique, which he insists comes from eating healthy and not a strict workout plan. The feature also includes a bold guarantee that you can “banish belly fat and build abs” with a 28-day fast-muscle plan. Let us know how that works out.

Check out more shots from the issue below, including a couple close-up style shots of Ronaldo in leather:

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By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Jul 31, 2014
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  • 23 Comments
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Too metrosexual for my taste…I don´t understand all the whoopla about him…he didn´t do crap at the World Cup

      Jul 31, 2014 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby
      crowebobby

      Didn’t do anything for my health except depress the hell out me, knowing I’ll never get anything like that . . . unless I win the lottery.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Meh! We’re so over him. NEXT!!!

      Jul 31, 2014 at 3:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bopper1
      Bopper1

      …get over yourselves…he’s hot by anyone’s measure…

      Jul 31, 2014 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hillers
      Hillers

      Like a lovely Latino Ken doll. Besos, mi’jito!

      Jul 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IcarusD
      IcarusD

      Over him? I’m not over him! Wouldn’t mind being under him, either.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Is there anything this man won’t do for money? Sheesh.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 8:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      Tired of this closeted queen…

      Aug 1, 2014 at 1:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      @IcarusD:

      You and me both! I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea but there is something about him that’s attractive. Now if it was a three way with him and Lionel Massi, I’d be in heaven!

      Aug 1, 2014 at 2:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      He really looks like a muscular doll. But I would rather fuck the German team.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 6:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      Like others have stated, I don’t get the big deal. Nothing special. Hotter guys at the gym, but everyone has their tastes.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 8:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      What’s the big deal?

      Aug 1, 2014 at 8:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cformusic
      cformusic

      this is why soccer is my favorite sport!

      Aug 1, 2014 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dazzer
      dazzer

      I’ve known people who stood next to him at a urinal. To all accounts, it’s to be hoped that he’s a grower – because he sure as hell isn’t a show-er.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • derp
      derp

      Lost all respect for him when he called Israelis murderers. Bigotry is not attractive.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      He looks like a pampered pre-op.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      @derp: Crissie Ronaldo is NOT a bigot. Israelis (Zionists I mean) ARE murderers. For every Israeli that dies, 50 palestines die to “compensate”. It is a massacre, a bloodbath, a tiny and decades-long holocaust of the palestinian people.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      Perfection.

      Aug 2, 2014 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • derp
      derp

      @Billy Budd: First off, you’re an idiot. You clearly have no understanding of the situation and shouldn’t talk about it until you educate yourself. Second, even if that were the case, which it isn’t, a bunch of soccer players ARE NOT responsible for the situation. Blaming them for their government’s wrongdoing is collective punishment that’s inflicted on very few besides Israelis (Jews I mean).

      Aug 2, 2014 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      @derp: Are you insane? I am not blaming any players. I was just responding to your post, when you said Crissie Ronaldo was a bigot because he made statements against Israeli policy.

      Aug 2, 2014 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      @Billy Budd: palestinians are muslims. Do you know what muslims want to do with gays? No wonder that this closeted faq would support these religious homophobes!

      Aug 3, 2014 at 2:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • avesraggiana
      avesraggiana

      @litper: You, Sir, are not correct. Not ALL Palestinians are muslims. There are Palestinian Christians, and Palestinian Jews. To complicate things further, there are Arabs who are citizens of the state of Israel. Further, not ALL muslims want to do what you imagine what they want to do with gays. Muslims can be as tolerant, or intolerant, of gays as much as Christians and Jews can be.

      Aug 3, 2014 at 4:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I’ve met tolerant Muslims from Pakistan. They were my close friends when I lived in the US. And they knew I was gay.

      Aug 3, 2014 at 7:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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