World Cup hottie Cristiano Ronaldo is hailed as “the fittest man alive” on the September cover of Men’s Health, a title that make him even more desirable after being named the “world’s most expensive soccer player” in 2009.
For his cover shot, the 29-year-old machine is serving sultry bedroom eyes while shirtless, of course. His insane abs (that he’s probably not even flexing, btw) conveniently draw your eyes down to the waistband of his own signature CR7 underwear and four fingers that perfectly frame a subtle yet totally distinct bulge.
He looks great and all, but we much rather prefer him soaked in sweat and bouncing around in his tiny soccer shorts.
In the accompanying interview, Ronaldo reportedly talks about his physique, which he insists comes from eating healthy and not a strict workout plan. The feature also includes a bold guarantee that you can “banish belly fat and build abs” with a 28-day fast-muscle plan. Let us know how that works out.
Check out more shots from the issue below, including a couple close-up style shots of Ronaldo in leather: