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MARTHA STEWART LOVING

Fabulous At 71, Martha Stewart Admits To Sexting, One Night Stands, Threesomes

Yesterday’s landmark SCOTUS decisions weren’t the only important things that happened on American soil. Not to be overshadowed by nine men and women in fancy robes, homemaking queen Martha Stewart made some huge revelations of her own.

The 71-year-old avid Match.com user was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night, where she admitted to sexting, having threesomes, and—gasp—siding with Paula Deen! Bros before decency, we guess.

The intimate details came out during a rousing game of “Did Martha Do It?” where Andy asked an invasive question, and Maggie Gyllenhaal had to guess the answer. Unfortunately, Maggie was incorrect in thinking Martha had “dipped into the lady pond.”

When asked whether or not she agreed with The Food Network’s decision to let Deen’s filthy mouth go, Martha said “no comment.” Then she spanked Andy Cohen with a bedazzled paddle and rolled a joint. What a progressive lady!

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 27, 2013
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  • 3 Comments
    • Adam
      Adam

      Since when does “no comment” equate to “gasp—siding with Paula Deen!”??? That’s a LEAP if there ever was one.

      Jun 27, 2013 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • offbeatoh86
      offbeatoh86

      That’s something I could have lived without knowing.

      Jun 28, 2013 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      You can get a gal out of prison, but you can’t get prison out of the gal.

      Jun 28, 2013 at 12:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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