skating listicles

Johnny Weir Didn’t Make It Into Evan Lysacek’s Top 10 Thoughts

Like, whatever, Evan Lysacek is straight. Or is that “straight”? He’s a figure skater and soon to be Dancing With The Stars contestant, so really, that’s enough to get our attention. Plus, Olympic gold medal winner? Turn. On. So what were the “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Evan Lysacek’s Mind During His Gold Medal Ice Skating Routine”?

“Wheeeeeeeeeee.” That’s what.

Jump to 13 Comments

By: editor editor
On: Mar 3, 2010
Tagged: David Letterman, evan lysacek, Figure Skating, Olympics

Email This

13 Comments

No. 1 · TheAwfulTruth
Too bad he is not gay. This is the kind of athlete we need representing us, not that Johnny Weirdo.

Mar 4, 2010 at 10:14 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Taylor Siluwé · Member · 38 comments
Thought #11

Suck it Weir! No. Not literally. Not that it wouldn’t be kinda uh, oh nevermind …

Mar 4, 2010 at 10:25 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · detroitmak
Just because Johnny feels comfortable expressing himself creatively does not make him a weirdo…

Mar 4, 2010 at 10:31 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · tjr101 · Member · 791 comments
And why exactly would Johnny Weir be on Lysacek’s mind? The guy has sexy women fawning all over him.

Mar 4, 2010 at 11:15 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · terrwill · Member · 2440 comments
Sorry I don’t particualry want Lysaekc on our team…….he gots a kinda horsey face………….I’ll take Johnny qWeir any day (thats if he was Gay : p)

Mar 4, 2010 at 12:02 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Caleb
Exhibit #356 why David Letterman sucks. That was awful.

Mar 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Jai
“The guy has sexy women fawning all over him.”

Yeah, so did Rock Hudson.

Mar 4, 2010 at 5:40 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Michael W.
@TheAwfulTruth: Fuck you. For one thing, the only person Johnny Weir represents is Johnny Weir. But should he ever decide to come out and put us on his shoulders, I’d be damn proud to have him.

Mar 4, 2010 at 5:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · sal(the original)
take out the word “truth” and “the” and what are we left with?come on a little harsh mr

Mar 4, 2010 at 6:39 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Sexy Rexy · Member · 303 comments
Evan doesn’t want a femmy twink like Weir – he wants a MAN to pound his manorexic frame. I’ve seen sexier POWs, seriously.

Mar 4, 2010 at 6:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Miles
I’m in the camp that happens to believe Evan is gay. Who is he kidding? I think he is incredibly sexy plus he has big hands and long arms–and we all know what that means! However, if he is gay and not out then shame on him because being out and proud is the most important and radical thing one can do. That being the case, Johnny Weir is an out and proud gay man and we should all applaud him! Go Johnny!

Mar 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Lukas P.
Me being snarky: I bet hunky skater Brian Joubert was on Lysacek’s Top Ten list.

Me being politically correct: Whether Evan is straight, gay or bi [HELLO JASON], I’m very proud of his Gold medal and wish him well on the “Dancing with Other Star-like People” show.

Me being me: “Kick the spray tan off Kate Gosselin’s face” in your Tango.

Mar 5, 2010 at 1:00 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · SMB
What was the point of this… I wouldn’t exactly call it an “article”…? So Johnny wasn’t in Evans top ten list of things going through his head. So what?! Why should he be?

Mar 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm · @Reply · Flag