Like, whatever, Evan Lysacek is straight. Or is that “straight”? He’s a figure skater and soon to be Dancing With The Stars contestant, so really, that’s enough to get our attention. Plus, Olympic gold medal winner? Turn. On. So what were the “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Evan Lysacek’s Mind During His Gold Medal Ice Skating Routine”?
“Wheeeeeeeeeee.” That’s what.