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Michael Fassbender Would Like You To Stop Talking About His Giant C***, Thanks & More!

I can’t start saying, ‘Wait a second there is more about the film than my d**k; it’s one scene and it doesn’t go on for very long. It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], ‘Your vagina …’ You know?”

– Michael Fassbender on all the Shame-less talk about his scene-stealing penis to the sound of the world’s smallest violin…played by Jon Hamm.

 

Miley Cyrus took notes from OG VMA stunt queen Lil’ Kim, paying homage to the paisley pasty seen ’round the world. The Queen Bee approved.

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– Meanwhile, Miley’s own baby Japanimé hooker VMA look proved popular with just about everyone. Joan Rivers, however, will give me nightmares for years to come. Well, continue to give

 

– Speaking of terrifying things, Lady Gaga announced that “Dope” will be her next single featuring this Bipolar Mistress of Frankenstein cover art going on.

 

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are the greatest and gayest dads ever. P.S. That little girl is owning everyone and everything.

Guy Fieri got into a fight with his hairdresser because one of them had to resent what was going on with that frosted beaver trap atop the “celeb” “chef’s” head.

– After canceling their tour, the Jonas Brothers officially broke up leaving a void in the hearts of…someone, I’m sure.

Celine Dion‘s new album Loved Me Back to Life comes out November 5 and you can stream it here for free. You know you want to.

By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Nov 2, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • nevereclipsed81
      nevereclipsed81

      ..And the rest of us would like Michael Fassbender to know that we weren’t talking about it at all.

      Nov 2, 2013 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I find Michael Fassbender, hott,hott, hott. I have seen “Shameless “, and that was NOT a giant cock. Definitely a nice one. Above a average in size, but I wouldn’t say giant

      Nov 2, 2013 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      And if we were, why would he mind? He’s a guy, isn’t he? Does. Not. Compute.

      Nov 2, 2013 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      Gee maybe it could also be why it was practically the scene stealer of the movie. 10 minutes of him walking back and forth with the camera at dick level with his big dong slapping against his thighs.

      Nov 2, 2013 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Miley Cyrus actually looked cute.

      Nov 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      Re: The Michael Fassbender item. If you don’t have actual film footage why even report a story like this?

      Nov 2, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stfallon1028
      stfallon1028

      Never Michael, never. And as for people ‘talking’ about it, there’s a full tumblr devoted to the subject:

      http://fassbenders-penis-appeared-and.tumblr.com/

      Nov 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin B
      Kevin B

      Is he kidding? People STILL talk about Sharon Stone’s vagina and Basic Instinct was released over 20 years ago…

      Nov 2, 2013 at 11:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Michael is not aging that well….is he 45??…

      Nov 3, 2013 at 8:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I think Michael is a hot man. And I wonder is he annoyed at the attention his penis has got, and is getting because it’s mainly from gay men? And I would not say his penis is giant. Above average size at best. But definitely a nice one.

      Nov 3, 2013 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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