PHOTO: Porn-Turned-Reality Star Dustin Zito In A Speedo And Covered In Syrup. You’re Welcome
We pretty much have an understanding with MTV: We leave it alone and it leaves us alone. Show like Teen Mom, Road Rules and Caged don’t exactly speak to the gay experience, so they generally fly under our radar.
But every now and again, the former music network throws us a bone. And by bone we mean ridiculously erotic shots of hot guys in thoroughly suggestive situations. It might be two bros having a confab in a twin bed on The Real World or Brody Jenner’s hot-tub elimination scenes on Bromance.
These shots, provided by JustADream member Blue, cover all the bases.
1. It’s former gay-for-pay porn star and Real World cast member Dustin Zito (right)
2. in nothing but a skimpy black Speedo
3. and drenched head to toe in what we’ve decided is maple syrup.
Some consider Zito a bit of a “butterface,” but the beauty of these photos, taken from The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, is that it’s his undeniably tasty torso on display here. Now can we get some waffles with that syrup? We’re hungry all of a sudden!
Click through for photos of Dustin Zito from MTV’s The Challenge: Battle of the Exes
For Speedo shots of other male Battle of the Exes contestants, click here. For a semi-SFW slideshow of Zito’s porn past, click here. Images: MTV
Here’s Becks and I’d love to cover him in honey and he could fill me with santorum:
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@EdWoody: The point I was trying to make is lift the dialogue past childish name-calling and just report on what it is you want to report on. Does it always have to be so bitchy? If the answer is yes, fair enough, but I think we can all do better.
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@Ray: You know here’s the thing: It’s wrong to make fun of the way someone looks. It just is. How would you like if someone did the same to you? We all have a responsibility to be respectful of people, even if we don’t agree with them. Making fun of someone’s appearance is childish, and none of us would want to be criticized for things we cannot change. Just raise the level of dialogue. Be original, be different, and instead of relying on old habits you learned in high school.
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Most people forgive and forget when you tell the truth. So, with that in mind, why in the hell would he say that he only got a bj from a guy when I actually saw him take it up the butt? Was he just daring us to find something like that? LOL
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Love it! When the guy is white and homophobic the same white gays who throw tantrums over blacks and freely drop n bombs decide to go weak in the knees for the “cute” white boy who hates them.
When white officers assault and torture other white gay men you don’t mention their race or say anything about white homophobia yet they had the power to ruin lives. Hypocritical freaking morons.
You support homophobia when it’s from white people and become all out racist when you see it from a few blacks. Irony at it’s best.
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The term “butterface” is cruel, mean and unwarranted in this situation. Instead of editorializing just be adult and report the news.