MORNING GOODS

PHOTO: Porn-Turned-Reality Star Dustin Zito In A Speedo And Covered In Syrup. You’re Welcome

We pretty much have an understanding with MTV: We leave it alone and it leaves us alone. Show like Teen Mom, Road Rules and Caged don’t exactly speak to the gay experience, so they generally fly under our radar.

But every now and again, the former music network throws us a bone. And by bone we mean ridiculously erotic shots of hot guys in thoroughly suggestive situations. It might be two bros having a confab in a twin bed on The Real World or Brody Jenner’s  hot-tub elimination scenes on Bromance.

These shots, provided by JustADream member Blue, cover all the bases.

1. It’s former gay-for-pay porn star and Real World cast member Dustin Zito (right)

2. in nothing but a skimpy black Speedo

3. and drenched head to toe in what we’ve decided is maple syrup.

Some consider Zito a bit of a “butterface,” but the beauty of these photos, taken from The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, is that it’s his undeniably tasty torso on display here. Now can we get some waffles with that syrup? We’re hungry all of a sudden!

 

Click through for photos of Dustin Zito from MTV’s The Challenge: Battle of the Exes

For Speedo shots of other male Battle of the Exes contestants, click here. For a semi-SFW slideshow of Zito’s porn past, click here. Images: MTV