“As strange as it may sound, I’d actually like to reduce my size,” a man (we’ll call him “Kevin”) tells Cosmopolitan.
Kevin is 33 years old. He describes himself as “happy and outgoing.” He says he mainly sleeps with women but “I did experiment with guys in my early 20s.” But the thing that makes him unique is his penis.
“[It’s] three inches when erect,” he says.
And he wouldn’t have it any other way.
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“I’m happy with it,” he says. “I developed a fetish for humiliation. I have a Twitter account about small penis humiliation, a recognized fetish where submissive men with small penises are ridiculed and punished.”
Kevin says he enjoys being “stripped or feminized with makeup and lingerie, and made to masturbate or carry out demeaning tasks, such as chores or stripper-style dance routines.”
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Of course, it took time for him to embrace the size of his manhood. He first realized he was smaller then average when he was around 13 years old.
“Seeing other boys in the changing room, seeing their larger penises and pubic hair, made me feel inferior,” he says. “I felt like I needed to hide my genitals in order to avoid being singled out and bullied. I assumed I was just a late developer, but when I did finally get pubic hair when I was 15, my penis seemed to remain the same size.”
As an adult, Kevin says he’s had partners take one look at his dong and become “visibly disappointed and tell their friends afterwards.” He used to get upset by this, but over time he’s learned to become “aroused by the idea” of being laughed at for the size of his manhood.
“In addition to this,” Kevin says, “when I am in a relationship, I often fantasize about my partner lusting after men with large penises and cuckolding me, making me watch them have sex.”
When it comes to sex, Kevin says satisfying his partners can be difficult, but missionary position and doggy style seem to work best.
“I’ve been asked a few times, ‘Is it in yet?'” he recalls. “I once wore a strap-on for an ex.”
“I became comfortable with [my size] through the discovery of small penis humiliation,” Kevin says. “I’ve looked into the possibility of dietary methods and physical exercises that that could make my penis smaller.”
Unfortunately, there aren’t many all-natural options for penis reduction.
“Apart from surgery,” Kevin says, regretfully, “there isn’t anything that will reduce it.”
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Mac Daddie
This registers pretty high on the Fake side of my Fake or Fact meter but if true, at least he found a way to enjoy the lemonade.
Kevin Cato
I’d rather they’d used a different name for him.
Melinda Kaye
Bahaha.
Oh lawd
Billy Budd
“I’ve been asked a few times, ‘Is it in yet’?
LOL
Roger Honeycutt
I’ve asked that question a few times lol and they usually replied let me know if it hurts.
James Kelley
I always just tell them “maybe your holes just really big”…
Bromancer7
I actually ran into someone on Manhunt that was like this. A 4″ penis and he got off on verbal humiliation of his size. He really wanted to get together but I had to decline; just not my cup of tea.
Giancarlo85
This article is fake.
Nixter
Wittle Willie maybe??!!
Zodinsbrother
@Mac Daddie: It’s acactuallyy a will known straight fetish, a subset of the CFNM fetish. So I think this is 100% real simply because it’s actually pretty common.
n900mixalot
Got with a guy like this but he could shoot like a fire hose and I thought he was cute. Best sex I have ever had. He was confident and knew how to really get those 3.5 inches to go where they needed to.
Daggerman
…most gay males have extremely low sex lives so their experience is always bias.
…a man that has an under average size penis may well be able to–1. shoot his cum forcibly and distantly..2 have a nice shape to his member—3…have good personal hygiene and 4…know exactly what to do….a lot of men with large penises are actually useless because they think because they possess a big cock they don’t have to do much!!!
stanhope
@Billy Budd: Those were whores hon who had craters between their legs….nothing about you…be glad you didn’t fall in. LOL
Joe Eugene
I would prefer an article about somebody who is satisfied with his “endowment” without taking it to the point of a humiliation fetish. I have no objection to his fetish (or pretty much anybody’s) but I don’t see it as a model of acceptance of one’s penis.
Kangol
Entire article in one word: rationalization.
Clark35
Sounds completely fake and made up.
Kal Andrews
Not believing it.
Christopher Hunt
Slow news day…