Massachusetts State Sen. Scott Brown wants to graduate to the big leagues, and is making a Republican bid for U.S. Sen. Ted Kennedy's vacated seat. It's going to be an all-eyes-on-the-prize sort of thing, since Kennedy was much loved, he just died, and he's held the post for the last, like, 50 years. Did we mention Mr. Brown doesn't want the gays getting married? What about the part where he posed naked in Cosmopolitan in the 80s?
If Brown were a lady candidate, posing nude (though, this is Cosmo 1982, so you can only see from the pubic region on up) in a major monthly magazine might cause a scandal. But Brown is a family values man!
Campaigning on the "small government" platform (he's a Republican, we remind you), Brown used his Massachusetts Senate post in 2007 to vote for an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Because it ruins families! What doesn't ruin families? Stabs at fame. Brown is the father of one-time American Idol contestant Ayla Brown, now a basketball player at Boston College.
Now, Brown's campaign is a huge uphill battle. Massachusetts bleeds blue, and voters are going to need hypnosis to get 'em to pull a lever for a conservative Republican. But if anything sells, it's sex — and Brown's campaign manager should begin printing yard posters with the Cosmo picture right away.
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Wow. Even when he's naked he looks like he's wearing a suit. Fail.
He's my local state Senator and the man is a douche. I hope he goes down in flames (so to speak).
Your choice – dead hooker or live boy.
Sort of sexless twenty years later.
http://www.scottbrown.com/
Is it just me…but I think even if I didn't know what his opinions are I would still that by looking at him that he would be a corpse in bed.
still hawt! too bad he's a bigot…
It is about time we have someone honest taking over Teddy's seat. Massachusetts is full of moon bats that need to be removed. Deval & Barney have made this state a disaster and I am sick and tired of being taxed to death. 5% sales tax to 6.25% during a recession, so we can give big paying jobs to our neighbors. They are no different than the president. Lies, Lies, Lies. Scott will give us some confidence, because god knows we are lacking it in this state.
alan Brickman sounds like the bigot in this blog. Looks like some of the moonbats are getting nervous that the state could get some order in areas of fiscal responsibility, accountability, reliability to constituents and those other words moonbat democrats have trouble pronouncing. As Obama says we need change, so get ready alan Brickman you'll get it. What goes around always comes around.
@taxpayer: " the state could get some order in areas of fiscal responsibility, accountability.."
Yes, like during the Bush administration.
Well, I live in Massachusetts and he won't be getting my vote with that R behind his name. I look forward to voting for the Democrat. Yeah, I am a proud, partisan liberal.
Massachusetts DOES sometimes elect republicans, but only Pro-gay rights republicans.
Unfortunately a lot of republicans lie and claim to be Pro-gay rights to get elected D:(Mitt Romney did it)
But this guy is not gonna get elected,there is no way he will.
Hopefully he'll go as far as his daughter did on American Idol…NOWHERE.
And "Keith" and "Taxpayer" sound like one in the same. Moonbats? Seriously? Did you take a detour on your way to Limbaugh-land?
Romney was enough of a right-wing douche. MA doesn't need any more clones of him, thank you very much.
@ #7 Keith
6.25% sales tax? Try the 9% I pay here in Nowhere Alabama
and then I might feel pity for you
and forgive my ignorance but, whats a moon bat? I've never heard that term before.
Here in Texas, we're paying 8.25% sales tax although we don't have a State income tax, so I'm not sure how much difference that makes.
When he was young not so bad – but still a republican – yikes! As for taxes – Chicago 10.25% – quit whining in Massachusetts – it's a great state that cares about its residents. Or move to Chicago and then you can complain about taxes!
Massachusetts State Sen. Scott Brown = Christian, Protestant. When he was very young he learned "homosexuals are WRONG." Religion does that.
What a pathetic hypocrite. He deserves to lose.