It's the Monday after Thanksgiving, you're holding onto that coffee and in need of some motivation to get through the day. Meet fitness model Luke Guldan, who should definitely get your vital organs pumping. He's sort of like a comic book hero come to life, no?

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So yesterday, we played a fun game where the best Thanksgiving pun got to pick the today's type of guy. There were a lot of funny, clever choices tossed in amid some uncomfortable casual racism, but our favorite was one of the simplest– "Thanksgiving isn't the only thing coming."

Congratulations Paul Reposa, you're our winner! You asked for "a brown skined Brazilian, or a Blatino, preferable with hairy legs–and butt" and we did our best to oblige. No luck with the butt, but Daniel's got some great legs. And while not technically Brazilian (though he did live there for a while) we think Daniel's mix of Puerto Rican, Paraguyan and Armenian is something you'll— gobble up.

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It was just around last Thanksgiving that we introduced you to Brazilian cutie Edilson Nascimento and in honor of this week's holiday, we're giving you a full-course feast of the guy, complete with some NSFW pics after the jump.

Also, here's this week's Morning Goods Monkey Challenge: In the comments, try to use work in your best turkey/Thanksgiving dirty pun– ie: " I would sauce his cranberries any day!" The one that makes us larf the most will get to choose the "type" of guy that will appear in tomorrow's Morning Goods (be sure to specify in your comment).


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Travis' photo shoot is called "All Christmas I Want…A Perfect Body", which is the sort of body-image twisting image fascism that the ladies have had to deal with for over a century. We call this progress?! Whatever, Travis is hot.

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Your editor is in North Carolina this morning and as a proponent of using local produce, here's 24-year old native son and obvious gym rat Kevin Gould. He's making a go of it in big bad L.A., but never underestimate the power of Southern charm.


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Thiago Vieira is a brand new face (and body) from Brazil. He's represented by L'Equipe and for a newbie, he sure seems to know what he's doing.


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Proving that it's not just ex's who live in Texas, Austin man Jonathan Smith fulfills your hump day wedding fantasies.

A quick note to the Morning Goods monkeys: I hear your desire for diversity and have been trying to give you all shapes, colors and sizes, but I will let you in on a little secret– until Queerty converts the attic into a photo studio, we have to use what's out there– and there's a lot of smooth, muscle twinks clogging up the intertubes. You want older guys with some hair on them from time to time? Me too. Be the Morning Goods you want to be and shoot me some places I can find a wider variety of guys and I'll give em' to you. Fly my pretties, fly.

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I realized at the very last minute that it was only a couple months ago you last saw Kerry Degman on here, but you liked him then– and he's wearing less now.


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With global warming keeping temperatures on the West Coast in the 90s over the weekend, Brazilian cutie Rodrigo Calazans is here to remind you the upside: every season is now swimsuit season.


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I know, I know, we've seen that same pair of underwear like three times this week, but when it works, it works. Maybe all the models are passing it around?


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We're going to go out on a limb here and say that the following two facts won't shock you: 1.) Jon Cossu's an Abercrombie & Fitch Model and 2.) We found his photos on his MySpace page where he's a member of the group "Preps Party Harder". Dark hair, blue eyes and a great body are always in style.

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As part of "haze the new editor week" some of the commenters uproariously suggested that your editor be featured as a Morning Goods dude. That will never happen in a million years and Bryan Thomas is the reason why. He's not only the sort of guy who says "Bryan Thomas wants a smoothie" and has 20 people run to make him one, he's also a blogger. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a certain someone a smoothie.

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A new face from Brazil's 40 Graus Agency. Because, hey, who doesn't love Brazil?

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Oh man– Morning Goods. I have no idea what you people want. You can do that thing you did when you were six and told your babysitter that your Mom always lets you eat twelve cookies and stay up after 10. I don't know any better. Let me know what your ideal Morning Goods is and I'll accommodate. Have another cookie. Well, not if you want to look like Nick Youngquest. His name's totally not made up, right?

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Major Model Holden Nowell helps us hold on until the weekend!

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