Hmm. So, Viking Age CrossFit is a real thing, at least in Lithuania.
And judging by a recent Facebook video, this version of CrossFit involves its beefy participants gleefully putting on Speedos to burst through sheets of ice in 22 below zero weather.
Related: Muscle Man Explains Why “Fat Sex” Is The Best Sex And Chubby Chasing Is “As Good As It Gets”
Okay, sure — but shouldn’t this guy be sipping his coffee through a drinking horn?
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Brian
Real men at last!! Not the skinny-legged gay variety, thank goodness. Not the breeder girly men metrosexuals of New York, thank goodness. Not the techie set from Silicon Valley, thank goodness. Real, beefy guys who exude reproductive swagger and aren’t afraid to don a pair of Speedoes, unlike the American men and their over-sized beach shorts.
ingyaom
Is this the new look of QUEERTY?
Realitycheck
@Brian: Real? Real people have lives, they don’t spend hours naked and alone in the forest or where ever that is.
Jack Meoff
These guys are farking hot. More stories like these thanks Queerty.
I’mm off to book my trip to Lithuania ;).
ilfinocchio
Not so fast, @Jack, Lithuania is not a bastion of gay liberation.
This might make you reconsider: http://www.politico.eu/article/latvia-lithuania-and-poland-worst-countries-to-be-gay-in-eu/
Jack Meoff
@ilfinocchio: I wasn’t being serious, I am aware of the political and social climate pertaining to gays in those countries. I have friends from Poland who immigrated to pursue a better life.
ErikO
very hot. I’m glad queerty posted this instead of the usual queens, drag queens, and twinks.