Ain't that sweet? Lindsay Lohan's fresh outta rehab and hamming it up with dear old dad! Months of detox didn't take the starlet's sense of humor. She describes her third stint in a year: "It was a sobering experience." Oh, zinger!

Lohan's exclusive (!) interview with OK does take a serious turn when she confesses: "I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision." Yeah, we go to rehab every time we have to make a decision, too.

Meanwhile, aforesaid father Michael's got a new lady friend. And, shocker, she looks like a future version of dear daughter Lindsay.

Frightful!

• Beautiful people biting it? Awesome!

• Anti-gay hate crimes on the rise in Latin America.

• Post "gay debate" report cards. Hillary Wins.

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In our report on Count Gottfried von Bismarck's fatal drug overdose, we linked to Britain's conservative The Daily Telegraph. While some of you may have followed the link, we suspect the majority of you lazy butts didn't.

So, we'd like to share another excerpt from The Daily Telegraph's report. David Sepsted writes on Olivia Channon's 1982 overdose in Bismark's bed:

Von Bismarck said after [Channon's death]: "This whole thing has changed my life totally. I have learned a lot about addiction and I intend to change."

He returned to Germany and entered an alcoholics' rehabilitation program at a private clinic but it seemed to have little effect on his flamboyant, openly homosexual habits.

If only Ted Haggard had been around - he'd surely save Bismarck from his sinful, destructive desires. Sigh…

Via Gatecrasher:

Which designer is the subject of rumors within his own company that his latest stint in rehab was just a cover while he healed from cosmetic surgery?

We can only think of one recently "rehabbed" designer who's been looking rejuvenated…