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Guess Which Fashionable Male Is Headed To Rehab?

Yes, you guessed it! It’s newly disgraced Jew-hating fashion burnout John Galliano. Wow, denounced, fired, and into rehab all in one day!

International Herald Tribune fashion journalist Suzy Menkes wrote that “unnamed friends of Galliano ‘say that they have finally persuaded the troubled designer to go immediately into rehab,’ and added that that ‘the pace of fashion today’ and the ‘rigorous structure of a corporate fashion house, broke the fragile, artistic creator.'” Well, that basically explains his intense love of Hitler. Oh wait… it doesn’t.

Is there rehab for anti-Semites? Better send Mel Gibson while you’re at it.