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Thai Trannies Give New Meaning To “Girl” Power

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Thailand’s estimated to have the world’s largest concentration of transsexuals. What a perfect place, then, for Sony BMG to construct the world’s first trannie girl band: Venus Flytrap. That’s right: Venus Flytrap, as in the flesh eating plant known for snapping tighter than a freshly constructed pussy.

The company auditioned over 100,000 thai trannies, but narrowed it down to five. After a year-long singing dancing boot camp, the women emerged as the trannie version of The Spice Girls, uniform prefix and all.

Unfortunately Posh Venus, Naughty Venus and the other assorted Venus’ can’t seem to match the original quintet’s aural range. Sony BMG official Amonrat Homhoul says:

Recording was time-consuming because the group members sing as women, but cannot keep their voices at a high pitch for more than a few hours.

Yow. Too bad execs didn’t get to them before their balls dropped, huh?

Though the ladies haven’t hit it big on the charts, they’re hoping to traverse musical boundaries. Of her participation, Cool Venus notes:

I see being in Venus Flytrap as another chance for me, a ladyboy, to work in another field of entertainment other than cabarets and beauty pageants.

Trying to ride the dusty coat tails of a short-lived girl group’s definitely the way to do it. Hopefully you and yours will last longer…

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 20, 2007
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  • 7 Comments
    • larrybob
      larrybob

      World’s first? No true, there’s San Francisco’s Lipstick Conspiracy (who play their own instruments and write original songs, something that probably won’t be true of Venus Flytrap.

      Feb 20, 2007 at 5:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony Vaniy
      Anthony Vaniy

      Great …. Thats all we needed ! LOVES IT !

      A.V.

      Feb 23, 2007 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roberta Jane Upton
      Roberta Jane Upton

      Cool ! Wish I could sing in a girlie voice ? I only pass as one !
      Seriously its agreat step for Transgender people and hopefully may displell som eof the smut and misunderstanding that dogs us ?
      Roberta Jane Upton

      Mar 1, 2007 at 8:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jake
      jake

      I’d like to fuck every single one of them.

      Mar 23, 2007 at 12:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jinu
      Jinu

      There is a Korean group named Lady made up of transexuals. They’ve been around for at least a year.

      Mar 27, 2007 at 6:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CindyC - One Big Diva
      CindyC - One Big Diva

      Give it up for the Traniesssss

      Love it.

      http://www.cindyc.nl

      Mar 27, 2007 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bea gass
      bea gass

      great ….The Pussyless Dolls

      Mar 31, 2007 at 8:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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