The lyrics couldn’t be any simpler. Nor could the musical direction. But YouTube starlets Rocky and Balls (one ditty has 100k+ views) wrote this for you:
Your hair is soft and shiny
Your beard is awfully neat
Your eyebrows are so tidy
To smell you is a treat
You look so terribly spiffing
You always steal the show
You fill my heart with laughter
When I’m feeling low
Your humour is so super
You really make me smile
You’re a man of information
and as sweet as tate and lyle
We have so much in common
We get along just swell
I love kissing boys
and you love that as well
We’d really make a handsome pair
excepting one detail
If only you liked women or
If only I were male
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We’d throw some splendid parties
Invite our friends to dine
Eat continental cheeses
And drink the finest wines
Our home would be delightful
I think it’s safe to say
We’d get along so famously,
Its too bad that you’re gay
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Namaste85
awesome song. funny too.
Darrien
Awwww… isn’t that just so cute!
naprem
So basically Tatu’s “Malchik Gay,” then.
Scott
I liked it until “too bad that you’re gay”. How about something along the lines of we get along so well I’m so happy that you’re gay?
ricky
they are so cute and adorable! actually they are quite lovely young women. very pretty. down right gorgeous. and the song was pretty good too!
Rick
FAIL.
jason
They both look like products from the Hollywood hair mill of “gotta look like a mermaid or a 60’s chick”.
KyleR
@Scott:
That last line was in no way what so ever meant as derogatory. It was said out of jealousy. It’s just like the lament you hear from so many women, ‘Why are all the hot guys gay?’ It was said out of jealousy that they won’t have a gay because they lack a very essential part. I’ve had several of my female friends so this very thing to me.
sal(the original)
these girls rock
tinkerbell
These girls could easily be any of my bff. I love it.