Dom top. Fem top. Vers top. Total top. These are all important terms in the lexicon of top culture.
To help paint a clearer picture, we’ve compiled 25 tweets that explain everything one needs to know about being a top.
So, without any further ado…
How do you know if a twitter gay is a top?
He'll tell you. At every opportunity.
— Heidi Cucumber (@LordJusticeHomo) October 21, 2018
— Vin (@vintesta) May 24, 2018
Top culture is wearing skinny jeans to show off those thick thighs. https://t.co/8SvSZu0lVM
— ??(????)???? (@LuaChique) November 6, 2018
#TopPrivilege is having this emoji ?
— Messiah Carey (@kellyclarksus) June 16, 2015
There’s two types of gays: total tops, and everyone else. Everyone else is better.
— Sean Applause (@Sean_Applause) April 16, 2018
— Goodlad (@Goodlad84) September 15, 2018
Me: I'm officially a total top now.
Gay Twitter: pic.twitter.com/yrv3ArTbDE
— Flat Stomach Energy (@Gay_Mac_Genius) March 21, 2017
Use your privilege to help bottoms fight for equality, tops are the white women of gay men
— NOV 14 (@dayionh) August 20, 2017
WeHo gays be like Masc 4 Masc, total TOP… pic.twitter.com/4wxLT31izP
— WeHo Confidential (@WHconfidential) June 30, 2016
In gay sex, the man on the bottom is the Sodomite & the man on the top is the Sodotite
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 19, 2018
I just ate chilli con carne before the underwear party. That my friends is #TopPrivilege and I will not topologise for it.
— Much (@mtwhel) August 7, 2017
#Gay culture is hearing the beginning of 'Edge of Seventeen' start and gay screaming.
Top culture is hoping it's that song.
Bottom culture is hoping it's Bootylicious.
— Jason Swen (@Dollboy1993) September 7, 2018
New guy on grindr: « domtop »
— Mathieu ? (@mth_bjn) November 7, 2018
Im gonna use my #topprivilege to get a discount on this lube
— rigga morris (@itmeobed) May 29, 2018
Real talk, I think it's sad how in the gay world, everybody gets to exist except us total tops. Nobody else gets the shade we get on a reg.
— Scrooge McPhuck (@Skottfrii1) January 19, 2017
Sorry but who actually shits in a gay club. Total tops, I guess???
— I have no soul-stice (@DjudjDjoodi) February 4, 2018
— Kinzel Fabulous (@Iamkinzel) February 19, 2018
"strictly tops" advising bottoms how to clean up is like men telling women not to have an abortion. There is a sense of entitlement that comes with "tops" that makes them problematic for me, a versatile dude will understand the intricacies of bottoming, the pain, the pleasure.
— gay by the pound (@dicked_nigeria) October 21, 2018
— party for michael (@yasmichaelyas) November 18, 2015
"According to top privilege, many who identify as Bottom believe they do all the work (the prep work is a little mind-blowing). They also feel some Tops treat Bottoms like second-class gays.
— Rosier (@Lestrange_Noir) April 26, 2018
When a total top walks into the gay bar pic.twitter.com/1BBRyxlySt
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) November 7, 2016
-Preparing for Gay Sex- Tops: buy condoms, stretch Bottoms: Fast for 90 days, cleanse yourself in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka
— Doof-kun ? (@Electivirus) October 14, 2017
Top privilege is bypassing the “gays can’t drive” stereotype by virtue of not being a bottom. All this aside I still can’t fucking drive
— Ella? (@AylaStock) June 23, 2018
Gays who say they’re “total tops” until you get them in bed and then all they want you to do is play with their butthole pic.twitter.com/oHrflFxfir
— Corey (@corey4evrfamous) February 2, 2018
There is no such thing as a total top every gay will or have bottom for someone. ?????
— Fitz Alexander (@FitzAlexander_) October 6, 2017