Bloggers get a lot of shit for taking unnecessary jabs at people just to be mean, so we usually try to avoid such behavior (except Clay Aiken), but we need to break out the bitch for a second.

Is it just us, or does Giorgio Armani looks like a runover, half-decomposed corpse left in the sun for two hundred years, miraculously revived, then whacked in the face with a rusty oar? It seems as if the repeated oar blows killed him (again) at which point he was stuffed in a trash compactor, smooshed, removed, stretched out, brought back from the dead (again) and given keys to a car for being such a good sport.

Don’t see it? Well, here’s a close up:



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