Dear God,
It’s us, Queerty. We know it’s been a while since we last wrote you fan mail, but we’re really desperate this time. Our cousin Mollygood passed along this horrific picture (right) of once-strapping Patrick Swayze.
Please, god, please don’t let us age in such an ungodly, astonishingly iconoclastic manner. If you grant our wish, we promise to dedicate the rest of our lives to the divine mission of spreading heavenly beauty.
This note’s time sensitive, so step on it!
May you bless yourself,
Queerty
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logan767
hey, it’s called aging. it’s going to happen to all of us…
Ryan
I don’t think he’s aged any poorer than normal. You have to remember, he wasn’t even all that young when he was in the Outsiders… which was made before I was born (and, at 23, I don’t consider myself all that young anymore).
Wolfie
Jeez he is 55 years old. He was a stud when he was young and at the age of 55 you should look so good. There’s really no reason to sound like some little twink queen from Chelsea and rake him over the coals cause he’s over 50.
Don’t worry Patrick!! We still LOVE YOU!
canadajames
wow, this site is becoming a little snarky and ageist these days… i may have to add this site to the big slag heap of blogs that i used to like (joining perez and trent)…
bluesoup
Ha! He got old.
WWH
Ryan: “…at 23 I don’t consider myself all that young anymore.” Obnoxious. Luv, a 41 YO New Yorker.
nycstudman
I think he’s still pretty handsome.
spiffy
I doubt this is a recent pic — I thought I saw him on The View a few months ago — he looked like he had a lot of work done by then. This must be a pre-surgery photo.
John C
You see, my straight friends, gay guys aren’t totally shallow and appearance-obsessed. Oh, wait a minute… Never mind.
underbear1
Gravity and years aren’t anybody’s friend, Swayze at least has pictures and movies showing himself in his PRIME…I’d wager many of his critics don’t have EITHER.