In case you haven’t heard yet, it was one week ago that White House Communications Director Sean Spicer abruptly quit and began eyeing a spot on next season’s Dancing With The Stars. His replacement is a man by Anthony Scaramucci, a pouty, 53-year-old New York financier with a dirty mouth. And we do mean dirty.
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This week, Scaramucci caused quite a stir when he gave a profanity-laden interview with The New Yorker, during which he threatened to fire the entire White House communications staff, dropped the F-bomb no less than a dozen times, and said Steve Bannon likes to perform oral sex on himself (a visual nobody needed to see.)
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Scaramucci also questioned the mental health of Reince Priebus, frequently used the term “cock block,” and told his critics to go “f*ck themselves.” Oh, and he said he would like to personally “kill” anyone in the White House who leaks anything negative about Donald Trump to the press.
So he seems like a nice guy!
Other fun facts about Scaramucci: He is worth about $1 billion, he sometimes goes by the nicknames “Mooch” or “Scar,” and he purportedly stands approximately 5’8 on his tippy toes. He also makes great fodder for memes.
Scroll down for some of the best Anthony Scaramucci memes (so far)…
Aranos
LOL, at first I was sad to see Spicer go, because he was so hilarious. But now I’m really happy with the new cretin they found to replace him. Where do they find those clowns? Do they have a secret laboratory where they make them? Melissa McCarthy is probably working on her Anthony Scaramouche (whatever) impression already! Lots of fun ahead!
Mkiel
The Orange blob is determined to hire the vilest ogres as long as the kiss his a**
Heywood Jablowme
Scaramouche can’t suck his own c0ck, but he can do the fandango.
Heywood Jablowme
Hey, here’s MARIO CANTONE doing a Scaramucci impression – funny!
https://www.yahoo.com/tv/mario-cantone-perfectly-captures-trumps-new-bff-anthony-scaramucci-080813630.html
Aranos
LOL, made my day! Thanks! 😀
NateOcean
BTW, sucking one own’s c*ock?
Overrated.
Just sayin’
He BGB
He has dead shark eyes. Once he gets too much attention the Don will get jealous and fire him too. You don’t outshine Miss Thing.