Meet Shawn Hyland. He’s the Director of Advocacy for Family Policy Alliance, which runs as the political arm of the antigay hate group Focus on the Family.
Hyland recently authored a truly bizarre, nearly incoherent blog post about how he recently tried emailing a state senator from New Jersey about gay sex, but the email never went through, and so he believes this is evidence that government spam filters know homosexuality is wrong. Or something.
According to Hyland, he reached out to the unnamed state senator about recently revised learning guidelines issued by the New Jersey Department of Education that encourage LGBTQ inclusion in public schools.
Writes Hyland:
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
I copied and pasted the exact words of the learning standard into the body of the email. That was a tragic mistake, because the exact words and explicit sex acts required for school age children to learn in New Jersey public schools were flagged as “pornographic” by government state computers.
According to Hyland, the government doesn’t allow employees to communicate about “pornographic acts on state computer servers because they are obscene and inappropriate.”
So when his email containing an exact excerpt from a government document that mentions LGBTQ people was automatically sent to the senator’s spam folder instead of his inbox, it’s proof that homosexuality should not be taught in schools.
Are you following?
No?
Don’t worry. You’re not crazy. Hyland’s argument is absolutely nonsensical, especially when you actually look at the New Jersey Department of Education’s guidelines, which make zero mention of “explicit sex acts” or “pornographic” material.
The guidelines do say, however:
All individuals should feel welcome and included regardless of their gender, gender expression, or sexual orientation.
There’s also a line about staff knowing the difference between sexual orientation and gender identity:
Differentiate between sexual orientation and gender identity. Demonstrate ways to promote dignity and respect for all people.
Oh, and there’s mention of teaching students about meaningful contributions LGBTQ and disabled people have made to society:
Include instruction on the political, economic, and social contributions of persons with disabilities and lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people, in an appropriate place in the curriculum of middle school and high school students.
We don’t doubt Hyland’s claim that his email was redirected to the senator’s spam folder. His explanation for how it landed there, however, is another story.
Neoprene
Based on my gaydar it appears he’s done some pole work with the fellahs.
borbor
It’s always the closet cases that should f****t the loudest.
Liquid Silver
He looks like the love child of Tony Perkins and any one of the Phelps females.
barryaksarben
Perfect. You know this guy never had a memorable (in a good way) sexual experience in his life and never will til he comes out
robco
His arguments are almost as poorly constructed as the bible.
Bubbleandsqueal
I’m sending this urgently —- as my computer is bursting into flames as it processes the picture of Shaw Hyl . . . . $%^&*())_
marcbruer777
Sigh …. another case of a holy roller suffering from SPS ….
masteradrian031
This ndividual states “I copied and pasted the exact words of the learning standard into the body of the email.”and yes that mau excactly what he did, BUT was that all and only that he included in that email I wonder! Did he not include a load of anti-LGBTI+ language too, including obscene, pornographic and no doubt slanderous language, that actually was the reason for the email to be slashed? I am interested tos ee the WHOLE and EXCACT email that he claims to have sent out! As the lying group they are, I question and doubt the honesty of his claims!
Heywood Jablowme
No spam necessary. Maybe the “unnamed” senator did see the email – in regular inbox, NOT spam – and just thought it was too demented and hostile to bother with replying.
wikidBSTN
It actually went to the Senator’s “Junk” folder because – – well because emails from Shawn Hyland are junk.
strap2900
Seriously, are these people for real? We definitely need more mental health resources in the US
8millionandcounting
He looks exactly like I thought he would.
Ginger Tom
People get attention for saying the craziest things, usually the crazier the better. He does not need to make any kind of sense, he just has to get the air time somehow. People at that end of the political spectrum don’t have to be coherent, intelligent, logical, reasoned: batshit gets you where you want to be. He’s probably auditioning for a job in the Trump administration.
Gay Thomas
I’d put the over/under number of dicks he’s sucked at park bathrooms at 100. Classic case of self-loathing.
Vince
Shocking!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep. Shawn Howdy Dudy looking nut (who’s job it is to be anti gay) is lying and making up some anti gay shit out of nothing.
These groups that are tagged as hate groups don’t get that status for nothing.
Den
Of course they’d say they “love the sinner but hate the sin”…yet another of the amusing lies they spout so freely.
IndependentForever
Aren’t the logic and thought processes of Evangelicals and far-right folk in general something to behold?
Are they the products of inbreeding? Poor education? Or simply just genetically stupid and ignorant?
BaltoSteve
Bless his heart!