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For A Bit Of Cash, You Get To Punch Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli In The Face


The punchability of Martin Shkreli’s’ face can’t be denied, and that’s a fact the businessman is now hoping to capitalize on in order to help a family in need.

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The Turing Pharmaceuticals founder, decreed “America’s most hated man,” earned humanity’s wrath by jacking up the price of AIDS medication Daraprim to $750 per pill.

Shkreli announced the raffle on Twitter in the hopes of raising money for the family of friend Mike Kulich, who passed away recently.

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All you have to do is send him a DM in order to make your bid, and he’ll “match donation to a certain point,” he says.

“You may video the slap/punch,” he further elucidates. “Mike architected my publicity stunts & I bet he is watching, smiling.”

While there’s bound to be hundreds of people lining up to participate, you’ll have to be rather loaded to take advantage of this special offer.

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Currently, the two highest bids are $78,000 and $25,000 and he’s a bit disappointed:

Here’s a taste of how Twitter’s reacting: