Blind Item: The Forgetful Fashioner

A famous fashion designer made a mess in the backroom, and we can only imagine what expensive threads he ruined with his absent-minded antics.

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The blind item from Popbitch:

Which sharp-tongued fashion designer made a spectacle of himself at a brothel in Rio this year? At brothel 202, the fashionista asked for the three biggest black guys to shag him, but had forgotten to douche so sprayed the room with poo.

Those pictured above are just some ideas, but we suspect one more than the other two, purely based on his diet.

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