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Cast of Magic Mike XXL Candidly Reveal Porn Star Names And Total Comfort Seeing Each Other Nude

5b4ch5CrW0s-Qy9BBASrBhhDo-hKtAB1bhsv7IbvfrCYxACqwiXTT8JsQDPj9RM6dt6oNHOxgmDQ_bZqy1oVfovnuZbSxONl6xPb-QRphdi7avZWC4FNbZ-m3s2Ulx-A1vfG=s0-d-e1-ft-1_1Because you come here primarily for the exhaustive Magic Mike XXL coverage, let’s get right down to it without any further ado: On Sunday night, the cast descended upon Jimmy Kimmel Live to divulge such bombshells as their imagined porn-star names, using an alchemical formula that combines your pet’s name with the street on which you were born. The results may shock you.

Matt Bomer’s nom de guerre would be Dixie Eunice. In timely fashion, he joked, “That’s going to be our next film with Caitlyn Jenner and I.” In this same scintillatingly sexy alternate reality, Channing Tatum scored the viable porn moniker Bear Boone, while swarthy costar Joe Manganiello landed Bunny Dixon. Were Adam Rodriquez to chuck his career to become a star of stag and screen? He’d be the legendary Banky Hill.

So now you know. What’s more, the boys revealed they’re each totally, utterly, unequivocally, one-hundred-percent-to-the-umpth-degree comfortable with seeing each other naked. “We got that out of the way early in the first one,” Adam Rodriquez reported — calmy, succinctly, matter-of-factly; quantifiably comfortable in his own sexuality.  “This time I think we’re actually looking forward to seeing each other naked.”

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As are we, but whether we’ll witness anything more than .5 seconds of theoretically sexy dancing concealed in plumes of dry ice and throbbing strobes remains to be seen.

Watch the actors discuss their deepest musings on Kimmel below.