Casting Call: Homos Encouraged To Apply

Auditions! Auditions! Auditions for the gays! We’ll make you more famous than a washed-up reality-tv has-been! Oh wait, that’s not that exciting.

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Women’s Entertainment Network is looking for gay couples who are planning a commitment ceremony by Friday, July 28, 2006.

Cameras will follow the lucky couples during the final preparations of their commitment ceremony, the actual ceremony, as well as the reception.

No mention of how much you’ll get paid. If you fit this criteria, contact And if you need any help running interference with the reality-tv producers, let us know, we have experience.