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Cher Wants to Strangle Marcus Bachmann With Her Boa

Cher is obviously a homo-loving lady and we obviously love her right back. It’s a lovefest, really.

We’ve reported on Marcus Bachmann’s anti-gay rants calling LGBT people barbarians that need to be educated, so Cher’s latest anti-Michele-Bachmann’s-Husband tweets have us squealing with joy:

@Cher: OMG! It’s this true? He has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay Boys & Girls ! I’m gonna strangle him with my Boa !

@Cher: But Boys please utube this asshole & tell me what u think … Cause My Gay-Dar is GOING OFF !!!

@Cher: Just heard Michele Bachmann’s OH SO CHRISTIAN husband talk about “Gays” in the most UNCHRISTIAN way WTF!

@Cher: Boys I’m not kidding ! Im listening 2 this >%~€¥^<<&&&& I’m thinking GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Without Style !

@Cher: I’m not talking about Real Christians! The Love thy neighbor as thy self ones These Bachmann’s r CRAZY !

@Cher: Ok ! The Rant is over ! I’m Calmer ! Well I’m not Calm but I Got so upset i tired myself out !

And as Cher suggests, we did a little YouTubing and to be fair, his voice sounds pretty swishy. What do you think?

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

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On:           Jul 5, 2011
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    • Mountainword

      Cher, honey, you are right on all counts. If this fucker isn’t a cum-gargling homo, then I’ve never met one. Of course, being that he hates all LGBT’s, it stands to reason that he’s really projecting his inner hatred of himself onto the rest of us who have allowed ourselves to be gay and happy and Cher-loving! And yes, he has not a single ounce of style in him, which is odd considering he’s so far in the closet that he’s in behind the wallpaper. You’d think someone who spent their life in a closet would have picked up some fashion sense at some point.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregger

      That Bachmann person is gayer than a picnic basket

      Jul 5, 2011 at 11:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j

      F**king love you cher. F**king love you.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      CHER: the Patron Saint of the LGBT Community! Have always loved her.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveC

      After the nuclear apocalypse, when the only living creatures on the earth will be Cher and the cockroaches, I’m sure Cher will use her influence to ensure that all cockroaches are accepted and equal in the eyes of roach law. Cher of course will reign supreme however.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L-InAustin

      That was my post on Facebook to the first ‘Barbarian’ video you reported:

      Calling all people with GAYDAR. Listen to this man’s voice. Do you hear what I hear? This man is gay!
      This man sounds as dingbat nuts and out of touch with life as his wife (president wannabe) who was pictured laying behind bushes to stalk a GLBT pride parade.

      This is proof positive that the Law of Attraction Really Does Work! They met each other and are married.

      – I got 1 ‘Like’ on the post

      Jul 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheRealMannequinAdam

      I don’t hear anything *particularly* gay. Many straight men speak this way.

      And Cher’s comments were quite childish and offensive. She’s doing the same stereotyping that we criticize all the time.

      Jul 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan Balehead

      not a huge fan of Cher..but i have to admit this was amazing!! Use one of the Boas in his closet too…

      Jul 5, 2011 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan Balehead

      So many haters back…morning goods will be back ….hate it there!!

      Jul 5, 2011 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist

      I’m gonna strangle him with my Boa !

      Cher, honey, either shit or get off the pot.

      Jul 6, 2011 at 2:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD

      Wonder who carries Mr. Bachmann’s luggage?

      Jul 18, 2011 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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