A Christian couple in Australia are threatening to get a divorce. And it’s all gay people’s fault.
Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah (pictured) have been blissfully married for the past 10 years.
“We were married at 21 after being high-school sweethearts for several years before that,” Jensen recently writes in a new op-ed published by the Canberra CityNews. “In fact, my wife is the only woman I have ever loved, the mother of our children, my perfect match.”
“But later this year,” he continues, “we may be getting a divorce.”
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Jensen insists the reason for their divorce “has nothing to do with the state of our marriage.”
So what’s the problem then?
“As Christians, we believe marriage is not a human invention,” Jensen explains. “Our view is that marriage is a fundamental order of creation. Part of God’s intimate story for human history … My wife and I, as a matter of conscience, refuse to recognize the government’s regulation of marriage if its definition includes the solemnization of same sex couples.”
And this, Jensen says, is why they may be forced to legally dissolve their union.
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“By changing the definition of marriage, ‘marriage’ will, in years to come, have an altogether different sense and purpose,” he claims. “We no longer wish to be associated with this new definition.”
Did you hear that, gay people of Australia? Your marriages will compel Nick and Sarah Jensen to end their own.
“This has been a big decision for my wife and I,” Jensen writes. “Some will accuse of us being bigoted or too hateful to share. But this couldn’t be further from our intentions. The truth is, ‘marriage’ is simply too important.”
“Here we stand,” Jensen concludes, “we can do no other, and I know we are not alone.”
Except, it seems, they are alone. The op-ed was not well-received by readers.
“I cannot believe that such ugly and selfish individuals exist in our society,” one person wrote.
“This is seriously the dumbest thing I’ve read in quite some time,” another person commented. “Or possibly the funniest. I really hope this was a satirical piece of writing.”
“Divorce then,” someone else said. “Talk about ignorant white trash attempting to guilt others.”
But our favorite comment is probably this one: “Well, you are brave to write an article and publish something like this…. This still doesn’t change the fact that you are deluded bigots.”
Related: 10 Bible-Based Reasons Why Christians Should Love Homosexuality
h/t: Gay Star News
Desert Boy
Then get divorced. These Bible thumpers are batshit cray-cray.
Morgan Foxworth
Again, if you think you’re religion or your faith allows you to perpetuate hate or intolerance, then you are clearly doing it wrong.
petensfo
Srsly… go f*ck yourselves.
Mitch Roberts
so? why is this newsworthy?
Leon Wilborn
What does their divorce have to do with other people’s marriages??
Lester Louie
Big deal…not!
Gonzalo Rangel
I’m just laughing my ass off with “human” stupidity, and this two just prove it! XD
Liam Barnes
Guess they really don’t love each other that much then. That’s entirely on them, don’t drag others into their dysfunctional relationship.
Brian Tutt
What an intelligent way to defend “traditional” marriage…….
Nathan Bixby
good one less stupid couple good luck staying together while divorced hope you didn’t sign a prenuptial agreements
sfbeast
Is divorce enough of a statement? Maybe self-immolation would be better.
Cole Steele
Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame REGARDLESS of if they look stupid or not.
Rodney Church
They obviously don’t LOVE each other, too bad they’re jealous of our love
Thom Walker
Idiots
Jerry Busbee
No! Don’t do that! It’ll make me cry (tears of laughter).
Stefano Gant
Please do it. People like these two should not breed more
Michael Criswell
How very Christ like….Jesus never Preached hate towards anyone that includes the the LGBTQ community
Christopher Wayne Lykins
bye Felicia.
Cam
Divorce used to be illegal in many Christian countries for the exact reason that the Bible says it is a sin.
So they claim they are Christians and yet are proving it by doing something that the Bible explicitly tells them not to? No, they are just hateful bigots.
Tony Chaplinski
I guess he needs a reason to break up
Scott Redner
Please do not have any children before or after you divorce!
Ken Painter
AND that’s just stupid!
Ronnie Conway
Why where he can marry his gay lover
Stephen Sottile
FFS
Sidney Davies
Good. Let them divorce.
GJM79
Religious zealots have got to be some of the dumbest people on the planet. Show me someone who follows any religion, and I will show you an ignorant person. I doubt their combined IQs reach triple digits.
Jose Irwin
This just proves that Christian people are NUTS. Blaming somebody else for their failure.
Hernan Valverde
Lol omg people are nuts. Who cares get divorced fine no problem! Lol just makes me laugh
David Duering
hateful people really deserve each other and they wont even stay married.
Michael Lindberg
Go ahead get divorced. Who cares, you are just braking up your family.
Alain Truong
Who cares, he is cheating her with the priest anyway…
Martin Smith
Good….you two go ahead cause who cares what you do?! No one! I read stuff like this and find it hard to believe….like is someone making this stuff up?
Paul Ricard
So what?
James Belmont
Robert Young
Or you could swallow poison, like the bible says, to prove how devout you are
Jake Kunkel
Wow if you need a reason for divorce use the gay card…but I really think it’s something else…just saying…let us know when you file for divorce or you talk to your attorney or judge…
Louie Mars
twats…
Patrick Healey
Oh well!
Rob Laughlin
OK. how is this news? Let ’em.
Mark Stevenson
What egos they have! He is probably ready to give her up for one of the Duggar’s younger children. Why wait the usual 10 years when you can trade the old gal in on a slightly used model?
Richard Arduengo
Who cares?
Erik Slayton
Good. They should allow others to make their life changing decisions. That shows no real feelings for each other.
Alex Goodman
so let them
Henry Benavidez
Good for them. Foolish of course, but everyone else just sees nutty.
Dennis Moto Shono
Go ahead.
Victor Barry
Once and for ever proving just how stupid they are.
Cedric Steenberghs
Good.
David Friend Horn
Where do I send the flowers?
Stephen Meeks
And we care because….
John Andrew K. Carver
Sounds like he has a boyfriend that he’d rather be married too. Or maybe it’s she who has the girlfriend.
Scot Walker
Cue the gofundme page….so stupid.
Miguel A. Roman
So ? Why do we care?
Tom Belkowski
Good for them. They have every right to do so.
Sean D Stevens
Well, these two are holding the proverbial gun to Australian lawmakers heads.
Lyman Fox
I would be the very first to say “WHO CARES”
Grayson January
Get ready for your divorce then
Rocco Scutaro
Idiots
John F. Carroll
I wonder where one would find “Thou shalt get divorced if two dudes get married.” in the Bible?
Roland Hamburger
Awwww Look who wants DONATIONS from Gofundme Now
John Lambert
Probably because he’d rather marry his boyfriend.
Philip Neumann
Awww. Our marriages ARE affecting theirs. Look how sad I’m not.
John Menard
Let them stupid people
Jeffrey Krotz
Who cares ð???
Tom Remillard
Knock yourself out… If that’s how you feel.
John Schwartz
Keep the 50% divorce rate of straight people.
darian
I’m waiting on one of them to come out as gay themselves.
Michael Jarboe
Well, I threaten to marry if they don’t divorce!
Donnie Bass
Hahahahaha oh no don’t divorce we care so much
Bryan Beard
These two sooo deserve each other…
Frank Johnston
Go ahead get a divorce but isn’t divorce against the bible too . But it s OK cause u people use the bible to benifit ur self . So
Marcel Ethier
I guess they will get divorce.
Glenn Wentzel
So much for the sanctity of marriage.
Michelle McCravey
So…you’re gonna break your vows to god and each other because other people want to be treated like humans too? Makes total sense.
Wesley B Keeton
Sorry to hear about you pending divorce.
Grey Cris
Then get divorced like anyone would care
Kenneth Bidstrup Bruun
Go ahead….
Lila Robinson
oh geez, the world will stand up and take notice of yet ANOTHER CHRISTIAN DIVORCE! Who the heck cares if you two divorce! And why the hell should YOU or anyone care what gender two people are who want to commit to each other for life? Wake up and see the world’s real problems….
Larry Gonzales
THEY JUST WON MY “DUMBASS OF THE DAY” AWARD!
Michael John Bramham
lol, yes coz that’ll show those gays how sacred marriage is *facepalm*
Larry Gonzales
And WHO CARES?
Jerry Payney
dumb ass’d bible beggers.
Chris Mehalick
Lol let them, I’ll prove nothing
Tyce Cook
Isn’t that a sin?
??? ?????
They’re insecure in their marriage and are trying to find a pretext (however ridiculous) to get out
Jon Michael
… the idiocy of the religiously imperiled mind …
Dayle Michael
Someone pour them a big cup of who effing cares
Scott Edwards
Any excuse
Daniela Strobl
The meaning of marriage changed a lot in history. Sry but even in the bible marriage is between a man and many women. If they take it that serious they should think about him marrying more women then instead of getting divorce. But tbh: some ppl shouldn’t breed at all and since they don’t believe in unmarried sex…we are safe more or less x3
Stephen Heavner
They could really stand by their believes and it would be really impressive if they would fall on a sword!!!
Josh McElravy
I care about this *only* enough to comment. Their divorce will not impact me or the same gender couples in that country or anywhere else. Just as same gender couples’ marriage in their country will not impact them.
Angel Pabon
If they are to get a divorce then they do not love each other that their problem no ours
Ai-Quoc N. Heller
Goodnight
Michael Lepper
Ha! Like I care…….? Nope!
Amber Veccia Rahas
Get divorced then losers! No one will care. Lol
stevetex2006
Interesting to me is if you believe marriage is not a human invention and your view is that marriage is a fundamental order of creation… in other words is the order that G*d has set in place, why would YOU go against what you believe G*d’s fundamental order of creation is and divorce? “What G*d has joined together, no man should put assunder” is the commandment in the Bible, right? So, it appears you have twisted His words to fit your biggoted feelings and beliefs. Doesn’t seem like this would be His will for you at all to me but is nothing more than you taking extreme action on your own accord (not His) to make a point. If you were divorced, would that not mean any further physical intimacy on your parts would be considered sin? I mean you wouldn’t any longer be married in G*d’s eyes according to His fundamental order of creation – in your words. If I were you, I would think again. G*d is big enough to handle the rest of the world… you should worry about your own home and how this might end up affecting you both in the future.
Yes, I’m gay and engaged to be married. I’m shocked you would let my decisions command what you do with your own marriage and solemn vows before G*d.
Paul Alves
Lmao!!! Hey Christian couple I married my husband last year and can’t wait for your divorce. #partytime #bigotedchristians
RobvR
Why wasn’t it ever a problem for them that anti-religieus straight couples were allowed to marry? And btw, this isn’t about a religious wedding, it’s about being equal to the law. They can do whatever they want in their church.
Casey Sievers
They are idiots
Jerome Carle Vernet
Jimmy Buy
I was just wondering how many times have you guys been “divorced” in the past???
Teodor Ciprian
Chris L. Reynolds
Idiotic!
Richard Boisvert
Frigging assholes, so much for being in love! Hating bitches!!!
Jay Smith
And we care because …..????
Edward Angel
Since I am a Jensen I feel like they are giving my family a bad name. But since I’m engaged to a man its only suitable that one Jensen gets divorced (due to bigotry) as another gets married.
Will Glitzern
They’ll just remarry–that way they can get more gifts. They should jump off a cliff instead.
Jerome Hofer
Put them in front of a judge who does not believe in divorce & refuses to perform such.
Natalie Medeiros
Go for it! Like anyone will really care. Unreal
Matt Orck
Her face has crazy written all over it….look at those crazy eyes.
Linda Harrington
HUH……..this just sounds ludicrous…..can I say…bite your nose off to spite your face????
Fabien Frances
People have to be kidding in this world…
Tommy Gibson
so be it…….. Thats sad they have to use something else to end their marriage …….. losers
Rick Holtz
Yeah! That will show “them!” Their marriage must be on pretty shaky ground to begin with. Ignorant, hypocritical slobs.
Gera Hdz
Well… let them do it…
Tonia Snell
Then I question the soundness of their marriage.
Mykol Figaro
Go ahead and divorce isn’t that a sin if your spouse didn’t abandon you? Idiots
Bill Purcell
Bye-bye bitches…..
Michael Haynes
James Sigmon
Who cares if the divorce then he is free to get a man .
Karin Forsythe Katzeff
Go to town!! Maybe it will be denied because they are straight
Eric Scheir
Divorced straight couples are SINNERS! Gay rules!
cflekken
Good god. And I thought Ben Carson and Michelle Bachmann were wackos.
Marina Catherine Buonopane
But… Getting a divorce is a sin?
Corey J Hodges
1000% chance he’s got a guy on the side. Isn’t this the storyline of ‘Grace and Frankie’?
Joe M Nguyen
Maybe because her husband is gay. That why they have to divorce so he can be able to a man
Justin Palmer
Just an excuse for a divorce lol. Pathetic.
AtticusBennett
Interesting. My parents, and many other straight couples from my church, made a similar (but BETTER!) statement just over a decade ago when our congregation was voting on whether or not they’d be marrying gay couples in our church.
the statement was: if our church votes to not marry gay couples, they’ll have their own marriages terminated. because they don’t want to be a part of an institution that discriminates agains the people they love.
the result? all but two members of my church voted to support marrying gay couples 🙂
Gabriel Roccuzzo
Down it goes! !!
Travis Copeland
WGAF?
Lisa Stefka Hill
So what…get a divorce…ignorant reason. Why are they even getting attention?
Elcaganer
I hope these two didn’t breed and make more little bigots just like themselves. If they did breed I hope their spawn is as gay as they are stupid. If they divorce I wonder if they’ll continue to have sex out of wedlock…that’s a sin. Dumb asses.
Robert D. Dittbenner
Stupidity at its fullest. ..
Go ahead fool, break your marriage vows before your creator. Contradiction to your beliefs cause of your insecurity then bare false witness to something you know nothing about. They need to ask themselfs of their beliefs”At What point do you belive God makes mistakes ” the audacity to think you know, or to second guess God
Paul Huber
They better start the divorce proceedings. It is coming
Damian Bassano
Go for it !
Carmine Proto
I think hanging themselves would be more affective…no?
Tony Lee Churchill
Fern Benson
so get a divorce, you idiots
J.P. Fecteau
Nice to see that stupidity doesn’t discriminate
Geoff Petranek
This makes me laugh….
Robert Zakem
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. It has to be a joke.
Ralph Ciardella
whoopdy doo
Nancy Logan
they should stay together. don’t want to spread that kind of crazy any further
Charles Ayers
If so, one of you is gay !!!!!
Caoimhin Mikael Lycke
Sad, soooo sad.
Michael Swider
low as Down Under!!! Lower than Lower than pregnant ant and the ground touching it as she gathers her food-
Anthony Clark
That will please their Jesus so much I’m sure. #dowhatyougottado
JetteBlu
How are they going to get rid of the kids because the gays are having babies too.
Johnathan-Perry O'Brien
Marriage can be for everyone not just between straight couples . It’s that simple .
Doug Sensenig
As a married person, I will feel better knowing my relationship is not associated with that of these two deluded nincompoops.
Michael Mackay
Who cares?
Thais Jbk
boohoo, as anyone cares!!!
Kate Carry
lmaoooooooooooo well have at it ….how crazy out of sorts is that threat!!!
Gregory Weeman
And divorce is NOT a sin, according to “Christians”?? Hypocrites!
Darryl Edwards
Guess they’ll be getting divorced because my partner of 24 years and I are getting married in 3 days!
Kelly Harlan
Errol Semple
What are the legal grounds for divorce? Thiis is just stupid talk.
Tom Peterson
Ok go for it who is going to care not I
Glücklich
As my mother says, “If that’s what you wanna do.”
Steve Mack
Sounds like a great reason to get divorced.
Mary Salcedo
Hey if u need a ride to file for divorce call me!
Joseph Dudley Manabat
Let’s see if they are actually going to do it.
NiaMaeLewis
@Carmine Proto: agreed
Roger Honeycutt
Just shows how much that till death do us part vow they made to god means to them
Sharon Lewis
idiots
Eric Carr
This is such a JOKE. Honestly… to make a claim like This, They never deserved their so called Marriage to begin with. If their gonna throw it away over something so bigoted.
Doug Freelon
Ya know, because one sin cancels out the other! What a couple of self righteous, narcissistic idiots!
Joe Gonzales
I call bs on this everyone has issues with their marriage it’s a lot of work either one or both are having an affair it will come out after the divorce
Jeremy LaDuke
So divorce isn’t a sin? I’m confused!
AxSupporter
What in the flying unicorn does that have to do with your own marriage? Christians did Not come up with the idea of marriage, it was well in place even before the ancient Pharaohs, even. You had a ceremony dictated by your religious views, so what…? Now you’re spitting in your gods eye because of how others are defining THEIR marriage? Are you forgetting a part that’s IN a Lot of your religions vows ‘Let no man tear asunder what God has brought together’? Sounds to me that’s Exactly what you’re doing! Even between myself and their marriages, they have Nothing to do with one another because I have my marriage, conducted as we see fit, and they have their own. We don’t effect each other in Any way. We live our lives separately from anyone else’s.
Jim Latshaw
Hurry, his boyfriend is getting pissed!!!!
Miguel Anselmo
MY ASS!
Charles Jarrett
good, maybe ththey won’t breed anymore like them
Michelle Blackledge
why would we care? lmao, fricking idiots
Jacob Smiley
Okay. I don’t care about their marriage.
Brian Smith
Anything that stops them from reproducing can only be good for the world.
Susan Brunovsky
I don’t get it-
Eddie Rioux
Call the lawyers… equal rights you dumb idiots!
Ryver Martinez
It’s not gay people’s faults if you divorce it’s your fault if you’re stupid enough to get divorce over something that has nothing to do with you everyone has the right to love who they want to love nobody told you who the hell you can love so you do not have that right so if you want to be an idiot and divorce your wife then do it but do not blame gay people it has nothing to do with gay people and has to do with your stupidity
Alan David
Hummmm i thought divirce was sin !!
Tina Roach
Yes, cut off your nose, to spite your face. And thanks for revealing what YOU think of the sanctity of your marriage! Great job.
Jo-anne Sokolik
Good Grief…go right ahead!
Manny Mones
The sanctioning of gay marriage is not what will destroy heterosexual marriages, it’s the stupidity and ignorance of people like these.
Tom Faucher
http://www.hark.com/clips/wfkbqqjwhr-you-are-the-weakest-link
Sheryl Fitzgerald Yocom
Seriously? Who would care if they divorced except their family maybe? What an ignorant statement! No one chose their mate or whether they could marry. Why do they believe they should have the right to decide who can marry and who can’t !
Tony Melton
get a fu…ing divorce for the sake of what ever and you want to call yourself a Christian your so fake im sure the third roll in hell has a seat for you
Milton Appleby
Divorce rates are already high…
Ron King
Christian logic…whose it gonna damage.
Robert Paige
Go ahead get divorced it will do nothing stupid ass
Robert Paige
Ill send ya a invite to my gay wedding if ya send us all invites to your big straight divorce lmao
Roger Acosta
Go ahead get divorced we’ll see him in the Gays club shortly after that.
Cheryl Gumbs
They clearly want their 5 minutes of fame. Let’s help them keep their statement and get divorced
Jenni Locke
IRONY
Greg Morris
I never knew why religious people need a government sanctioned certificate of marriage in the first place. Guess they just want the perks.
DDstar1me
Annnnnnnd wowzzzers! Just wow! and then Zers!Wowzers! The fact that these two @**@*@* produced any offspring..is just….wowzers!
Randy McKay
Ok, go ahead. I guess the institution of marriage doesn’t mean that much to you, clearly, so leave it for those who value it–like a nice same-sex couple for example…
Rillan MacDhai-Anthony
I agree with Leon Wilborn’s post below.
Richard Beckman
Get ready to split
Patricia Thomas
SO…
rev
The funny thing about this is Christianity doesn’t reognise divorce. So they will still be married in the eyes of their church. It takes a special kinda stupid to be this stupid.
Cathleen Horner
I guess they’ll be ending their membership in the Christian country club too. Their marriage was based entirely on an ideology. If the state no longer recognizes that ideology, then I guess they feel less sure in their connection to the ideology. Or who knows maybe they are just well I don’t know.
Pita Jim
Who cares
Madelaine Bencivengo
Being divorced is better than letting people who love each other get married? Are they going to continue to live together in sin? They are morrons!!! GO AHEAD MORONS, GET DIVORCED, you are not true Christians anyway!
Michelle Puchalski Filer
Please don’t let then breed!
Nancy Hall Quarin
go ahead….divorce….we don’t give a crap really !
Santiago Patrocino Sánchez
Realy wtf
Madelaine Bencivengo
You two are too stupid to be married,hope you don’t have children
Madelaine Bencivengo
DO IT!
Nicole Palmeter
Tammy H. Bridges
I have much better for them! You know what gay people are also doing? They are having sex and eating! I think they should stop doing those things instead – I may even be impressed by that!
Ives Meagher
Steven Shelton
Go for it , who cares
Henry Kellerman
Maybe he is gay and still in the closet.
DogBones
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LIVES?!!!! WE DON’T KNOW SH*T ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LIVES YOU’RE NOT FAMOUS THE ONLY REASON YOU’RE ON THIS STUPID THING IS THAT YOU’RE MAKING YOUR RELIGION A BIG DEAL. I’m not christian but I’ve been in some groups and wasn’t there something the bible where we treat everyone equal, WTF happened to that?? I’ve been around christians some are good some are just like every other a** hole, you think your religion makes you better than everyone else, wrong. you can be an a**hole like everyone else it doesn’t matter on religion it matters about who you are and how you want people to see you.
James Kelley
How’s that a protest? Christians have made divorce okay, the church has the highest divorce rate. (regardless of what their bible says about it) Ridiculous.
Charles Willy Homan
Their loss, boohoo. They just want an excuse to blame on what they want already. Divorce already.
mcflyer54
And people are supposed to care about these two stupidly selfish fools? But it is nice to know that people like these idiots exist outside of the USA too!
Dale Robert Robison
Good get divorced because you obviously shouldnt be married if other marriages define your own
Rick Jervis
How stupid
Nikkie4201
God is love so how can any love be wrong!! Jesus Christ said love you another as I have loved you. .. Not all Christians are like these two bigots!! God doesn’t like divorce either guys so go about your business and do what u feel u have too. However u may wanna pick ur bible up a fee more time before u make statements like this!!
Chad Touchet
Oh well that’s an EXCUSE for them BORH to come out the closet!! HAPPY SWINGING to the CONFUSED COUPLE!! KMSL
Jason Peil
Maybe it should be a special thing called straight married now. So that there can be a special exclusive club only for fundamentalists. Everyone else who practices legal marriage will lead diverse lives ranging from cross racial couples to intergenerational to gay as the day is long, and so on and so forth. Of course in the eyes of the straight married pastor/god? only they will have proper marriages.
Amanda Carter
Well that’s just asinine.
greenlite
im posting out of respect for all the family that this can hurt please dont do this its not right to the kids and loved ones and please understand im going to marry my loved one out of love as a right to my self to be loved and to and to give her love and if u go threw with this im feel sorry for ur family and im sorry u feel this is the way u think is how u can be heard cos it is not going to change a thing fear of change is sad and im sorry but we have the right to live as you do thank u for ur time
TheBigOne
All I can say is GOOD!
Ruben Valdez
Who cares! What simple morons.
NateOcean
“Actually”, said Nick Jensen, “it’s really about Anal”.
“I really, REALLY, want to fuck Sarah in the ass”.
David Lloyd
Really strong marriage then. At least he hasn’t been sleeping around. Oh has he?
GG
@Brian Tutt: LOL!
billywonka
So their marriage is as phony as their christian god. Got it.
“”…sweethearts for several years before that,””
Premarital sex isn’t allowed in your fake religion. Guess you aren’t the true christians you pretend to be.
But hey – anything to get yourselves some attention, right? Fine, now go away.
Bret Berry
BIG DEAL! They’re the ones that are making fools of themselves, not the brave LGBTQ community! We’re above all that drama!
Danny Adams II
Do they really think this will stop gay marriage?
tsginamarieva
This is too funny! This couple remind me of the scene in “Blazing Saddles,” when Clevon Little shows up in town as the new sheriff and the town’s people start to turn on him because he’s black. To get out of the situation, Little pulls a gun on himself and takes himself hostage, and the town’s people all fall for it. It’s hilarius.
Frankly, with so little intelligence between the two of them, I’m not sure this couple should have been given a marriage license in the first place. When people this moronic come together to procreate, there is a definite weakening of the gene pool.
Giancarlo85
LOL. Then they’ll be getting divorced because their opinion on same sex marriage is irrelevant to what will happen.
Maude
@Morgan Foxworth:
I don’t mind you using you constitutional right to state your position on any subject, even when you don’t know what you’re talking about. That merely reflects on you, but you might at least try to be accurate.
They are not perpetrating hate, they are defending their constitutional right to observe and follow their religion.
mcflyer54
@Maude: and their religion says that divorce is the honorable thing to do? Wackadoodle religion if ever there was one. I know of absolutely no religion that encourages divorce based on their reading and understanding of the bible. There are religions that are tolerant, even accepting, of divorce but I honestly think one would be very hard pressed to find one supportive of divorce because gay people will soon be allowed to enter into civil marriage.
wifnoe
Why is this here, why report on it, why give fools a voice?
Anne-Marie Dumaresq
Go right ahead… Be our guest. (I am heterosexual, btw.) Don’t let the divorce lawyer’s door hit you in the ass on the way out.
rob1953
They should start a Kickstarter campaign. I would gladly donate to help them fund their divorce!
darkanser
If you were to ask opponents of same sex marriage, “Why are you so against other people marrying who happen to be of the same sex? No one is saying YOU have to marry someone of your gender?” you’re not likely to get an intelligible — and I’ll say “secular” — answer. Their main objection is they don’t want to have to lawfully give the equivalent amount of recognition, respect, value, and/or honor, etc. to a same-sex union as they would to a traditional marriage.
gskorich
i don’t think the are bigoted or hate anyone, i think if they want a divorce the should get one. just like gay marriage, this divorce affects no one but the two people divorcing.
Giancarlo85
@Maude: You’re so full of it! Nobody is imposing on their right to have their religion. And if a gay couple gets married, it doesn’t impose on their right to religion. You don’t even know what you’re talking about yourself and you are going off in fantasy land as usual.
Aileen McIntosh Hutchison
That’ll teach everyone… Oh the stupids. It’s hurting my brain.
Jean-Louis Bouchard
An excuse to get divorced
CL Lassiter
Hahahahaha! My work here is done.
Donavon Lowe
Douglas Kovacs
why? Is one of them really gay and legalized gay marriage will allow one of them to be with their true partner?
EmBee-Marie McDaniel
Start getting the papers in order, As well as a lawyer.
Taylor Gray
“What God has brought together let no man split apart”. I guess their marriage must be truly Godless.
Doughosier
Gay marriage WILL happen and they won’t get divorced- at least not over this.
mrrasheed
When is a good “God Fearing” Christian going to take the next step toward the most humane solution. Write the op-ed and preach the sermon about joining together at a huge rally and drinking some Jonestwn style kool-aide.
Eric Ziegler
They should be sterilized too!
Malinda
Wow!!!! If they are serious about this, then let them. Let them show their children that the “Christian” vows they said when they married meant nothing. Let them show their children what of Christians they really are. One thing, if they divorce, who gets the house? I mean they can’t sleep in the same bed unmarried and living in sin. Did they think of that? I feel sorry for their children
Sandra Rios Gaona
Because marriage is define as one man qnd one womqn and people been wqntinf to chnage its values for what they want i would do the same.. God didnt teach hate but he did preach against sodom and gomorah about how man lust men like woman and woman lusted woman like men all ypu know it all..
Makes me mad!!
aishabrain
there might not actually be a god, but hey lets say there is, and lets say he is against gay marriages, would that really be the type of person people should worship, not me i want a loving, not hateful god after all isnt he the person that created us all, maybe god created gay people to test us straight people so he could found out if we are hateful or loving individuals!!!!!!!!!! oh and has god told these people what he thinks or have they just read this in the bible that has been written and massed produced by regular people over thousands of years, the game chinese whispers comes to mind…. bring on the same sex marriages, be happy, be loved and be unified GOD bless you all xxxxxxxxxxxx
Hal Ritchie
They want to get away from each other real bad…….and when you are homophobic , why not blame it on the gays???
Whydah Uknow
Isn’t divorce a sin for Christians?
billeetee
Okay, I don’t know whether to be furious, or whether to laugh my head off, OF…whether to laugh my had off furiously. Perhaps none of the above.
Once back when the ‘Thumpers’ were going into caniption fits over ‘marriage by LGBT people’ (I absolutely refuse to call it ‘gay marriage – it’s marriage), and they were offering up EVERY imaginable reason and excuse from those very dark places in their minds, I quipped “what are they going to do, tell us that if we can get married, they’ll just show us, BY GOD! They won’t get married!”
And now we have the Jensens (that is, Nick)telling us that if we can get married, they will just show us, BY GOD! They will get a divorce! Can any of the Religious Right see what’s wrong with that picture? Probably Not!
“By changing the definition of marriage, ‘marriage’ will, in years to come, have an altogether different sense and purpose,” he claims. “We no longer wish to be associated with this new definition.”
And what is that definition and purpose? Please, tell me. But then I’ve asked this quesion before, and like a good Teapublican always does here in the states, the anti-marriage people do an end run around the question, NEVER really answering it and then look at you smugly as if you now understand their dilemma. The Jensens have been married ten years, adoringly and with passion…And he says they’re both willing to give that up, to go into a self-chosen loneliness, broken-hearted and shattered, to show us that BY GOD, we’ll show you evil LGBTs, we’ll just get divorced!
Somehow, I wish I could get Sarah alone long enough to ‘get her side of the story’, and unfortunately I won’t be able to. But I have a feeling that Nick is not exactly speaking for both of them. However, being the dutiful little Christian “Stepford Wife” like so many of these females are, she doesn’t have an opinion of her own. Like Lindsey Graham about John McCain “…Oh Mah Mayann Ah Luvvv’em Sewww…!”
And in time we’ll be hearing from Nick, “my eyes have been opened, I realized I’m gay and always have been, and in order to ‘live my life as I should live it’ I have to be true to myself and be gay…along with that absolutely gorgeous hunk that I got a hard-on for when I was living with Sarah!”.
End of Story. Maybe a ‘Fairy Tale Ending’?
Melissa Zmecek Sine
Sounds to me like they already want a divorce and are just looking for someone else to blame.
CrymsinLilly
I’m simply thrilled that if they divorce they won’t be breeding more little hate filled monsters.
If the love that other people have for one another, regardless of gender, is a threat to their marriage and faith, then it sounds like the problem is with their marriage and faith, not with love.
wmbos22
To Queerty: If you think sharing tripe like this is going to entice me to read your rag, you are seriously not very serious, are becoming pretty boring, and will likely have to go out of business soon. Publish articles of interest or send nothing at all, please.
Ainsley Mackay
Idiots alright Lyndall Field. It doesn’t affect my life when someone else gets married. Maybe they are just looking for an excuse to get divorced 🙂
Jared Remigio
Christian morons
BRENT
Hmmm… I thought marriage vows were supposed to last for life. Well, maybe these people cannot even understand the tenets of their own religion, which wouldn’t really surprise me. What is surprising, however, is that they do not seem to have considered their own children in this pointless gesture. Not terribly Christian when one comes to think about it, wouldn’t you agree?
captainburrito
They said they will not recognize the governments regulation of marriage if SSM is legalized. But if that is the case why are they divorcing? That merely reinforces they do recognize the government’s regulation. If they truly did not recognize it they would need to do nothing.
Robert McLaughlin
So in conclusion… “God gave us marriage so letting gays marry ruins the meaning of it for everyone.” Well according to them God provides everything right? Well he provided the oxygen the “evil” gays breathe so I guess they should refuse to breathe it as well. Or is that too ridiculous?
Andrewarr01
Honestly, let them get divorced. Then they can experience how we have to live. Not recognized by the state, yet trying to live together while being legally only roommates.
Andrea Shields
I thought marriages were sacred. Would not divorce my husband for anything
GodIsLove
Simplest thing to ask Christians is, What Would Jesus Do? Jesus loved everyone, he would be the first to stand by gay couples, God is Love, the Devil is Hate, what rules your life? Love (God), or Hate (Devil). If anyone has love in their heart, that love is a gift from God and should be recognized and celebrated. Anything less is from the Devil and shows who rules in your life. I like to remind people that yes the Bible is God’s word BUT remember that it is not hand written by God it is written by men thousands of years ago and is colored by their beliefs and their time. Also it has been translated over and over and some things have different meanings based on their translations. So unless you are willing to stone your child for lie in and disobedience then you are also taking liberty with how you live according to what the Bible says and what you think is morally right so stop letting the Devil rule you and let God’s love shine through and stop hating on others because of their skin color or sexual orientation. God does not make mistakes, homorsexuals are made in his image just as heterosexual are so stop judging his work as wrong, God does not make mistakes period.
aidanbh
If they intend to divorce for a reason such as that, then they never really had much of a marriage to begin with. Marriage was not divine. It was originally a contract of property and possession (including that of the wife, who was also deemed to be property, which is why to this very day the father “gives her away”). If humans wish to redefine marriage (which has already been done countless times over the centuries), then that is up to us. There is little point giving someone a gift and then telling them that they cannot do with it what they wish. This couple is simply acting like a pair of spoilt brats who are having their exclusive toy shared by others.
Doug Hayward
That’s some rational thinking.
Paula Church
Simply confirming the fact that they have the right to make that choice!
Michoel
To this couple I say,( even though it has been said a dozen times and more above ), if the reasons for your divorce are as you say they are, then get divorced, because the vows you made and your marriage is meaningless – it is most certainly not Christian. A very serious question I would ask of you, do you have any right under Christian law to make the judgements you write in your article? My suggestion is, get yourselves to a good counsellor and think seriously about your intentions, and the intentions you vowed when you married.
Rev’d Br Graham-Michoel SH.
polarisfashion
Isn’t divorce a violation of their wedding vows? Oh well, they still aren’t going to stop marriage equality. These so called Christians in name only are just making themselves look foolish. More power to them!
shiala
Oh no. However will we sleep at night. My heart is shattered… feel it. It’s like glass pieces – just EVERYWHERE.
Seriously, this is an entirely new level of idiocy. “We believe gay marriage is anti-Biblical, so we’re going to do what’s ACTUALLY stated in the Bible to not do. That’ll show those sinful gays!”
Call their bluff, Australia. The nerve of these arrogant asswipes…
Rory Williams
If gay marriage threatens their marriage in any way, one of them is likely gay. lol
David Bolt
Good. Get divorced just proves straight marriages don’t work. God doesn’t make it last.
blackberry finn
How does race figure in any of this? If you don’t like being the object of homophobic bigotry, don’t make others an object of racial, socio-economic bigotry.
Clint Efird
oh well, another hetero divorce
Harley Jones
How completely stupid.
Anthony Hammon
Dumb & dumber!
Lee Bryan
Gay people get to breathe air and drink water too, maybe they should give that up in protest too
Jerguy Slohcin
then your marriage was never strong enough, and someone plays for the other team
Lorenzo Martinez
One word for them. Idiots!
momma90
what if your children grow up bisexual or gay are you going to condone there happiness we cant help what and who we are.
Sergio D Suhett
Oh please! Be my guest. I want front seat for the showdown. He is probably cheating on her, and his whore told him to use the gay marriage excuse to get out of his own.
Lewis Kinslayer
So like good “Christians” they’ll be living in SIN!
Robby Saner
Have at it. The world won’t care.
AxelDC
If you divorce as a publicity stunt, then you do not value the sanctity of marriage.
Mara Smith
Just looking for an excuse to the 50% already divorced!
Louis
These people are always so stupid .
If they believe gay marriage affects their marriage then they need to blame themselves not us cause there were already cracks showing in the foundations of THEIR marriage in the first place.
I really wish these entitled people would also stop referring to themselves as Christians they are narrow minded selfish childish spoiled brats who deem their value their lives and their marriages above all if ours simply because they are straight and believe in a God.
Transiteer
Then get divorced. Who cares. If the wife has any sense, she’ll take the divorce and run as far and as fast as she can from this amazingly stupid bible thumping idiot. Evolution didn’t work for everyone apparently.
Ives Meagher
If marriage so special…ALL STATES need to think about legislation that Arkansas has been pushing for…”covenant marriage” where you ar e in marriage for life…if its not working y’all need to do therapy to make it work. Divorce is NOT an option. Super idea…those conservatives are on the right track!!! ( let no man take apart…)
Mccrystal
Sounds to me like the husband is just looking for an out. Any out. If they are so faith based then why have they not divorced because atheist or agnostics can marry?, Also isn’t divorce against the Bible?..Also why is it that even though marriage pre-dates Christianity they feel they (the Christians) have the right to define what marriage is?
Chris DeLuca
They’re just looking for an excuse to split from each other.
Bruce Campbell
Go for it
wufusk
That’ll teach ’em.
Clark35
Then they can go ahead and get a divorce for all I care.
Tim Flannery
May we stone her to death for not being a Virgin if/when she remarries…. meanwhile, what does the bible set for for the A$$Hole of the two!??!?
wufusk
And it was “a big decision for my wife and me”, genius, not “my wife and I.”
Jarred Smith
Isn’t divorce a sin?
John Pewitt
It’s nice to see a couple preserving the sanctity of marriage. I’m sure God is thrilled at their commitment
LadyL
You gotta feel sorry for their kids, that they’ve been saddled with such delusional idiots for parents.
…Otherwise, who the f*ck cares? Divorce away, already.
John Cennamo
…stunningly, deafeningly stupid
Phillip Donkin
Yeah who cares? Storm in a tea cup!
Kangol
Oh, the inhumanity. Why don’t they climb into a rocket and blast their newly divorced Christian selves off to Mars while they’re at it. They won’t have to worry about any gay marriages harming their hate-filled heads out there. And we won’t have to hear from them ever again!
Fran Hughes
Go for it morons.
Chuck Cardillo
Let them, it doesn’t say much for their love of one another!
Lori Daniels
ok…so they can finally get married to the same sex and no longer have to live ‘the lie’? Or as Paula Church, pointed out, they are afforded that right, regardless of whether gay marriage is made legal or not.
bbmcgee
Bigotry at its worst! Wouldn’t it be ironic, if one or more of their children turned out to be gay?? Come on now, can we say ignorant…..?? This is about the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Get divorced then….who cares?? Oh wait, your children! Do you want to send that message to them…that they aren’t good enough because they don’t believe in the same things you do? WOW! This is just crazy! That is all I have to say.
bbmcgee
One more thing…someone said “It’s nice to see a couple preserving the sanctity of marriage. I’m sure God is thrilled at their commitment”….Now I don’t know if they were serious or kidding, but wow…whats the difference? Why can’t same sex couples marriages be sanctioned?? The answer is they can, they are, and they will continue to be, PERIOD!
Da Pitchii
i hope they enjoy their divorce .. i say let them .. its there fault they cant be happy in their relationship … why blame everyone else for their unhappiness in their relationship… it has nothing to do with other peoples wedding …miss direction lack of focus
AngelWithACrookedHalo
“That person ordered a sandwich with mayo instead of mustard? Guess we can never eat a sandwich again, honey. Nope, drop the sandwich you’re eating right now. We can never enjoy it ever again, despite loving this kind of sandwich for years.”
Arcamenel
Divorce is a sin. I guess they also won’t be laying together after the divorce either since having sex out of wedlock is a no-no too.
Jay R. Briggs
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
jpcflyer
They must be happy that even idiots can have children without a license…
Matt Haanncock
Just look at how blissfully happy they are. Those smiles!! I can’t believe those selfish gays our going to ruin all that. Shameful.
mezzacanadese
Some people will do anything to get attention. The best thing is to ignore these nutcakes.
bblueskye
Jesus said they want them to go on hunger strike and we can raid their fridge.
charbo
Fools, we don’t care about their marriage or divorce, just as they shouldn’t care about ours
Nichole Atkinson
why don’t they just jump off a bridge,and be done with it. LOL
Wearepizzacat
As someone who has read the Bible front to back and upside-down and sideways five times, I can’t remember anywhere in the Bible where it says God invented marriage. Marriage existed before God supposedly talked to Abraham, before the Hebrews were even an idea. I’m not a historian, but it might be older than 6,000 years, when the Earth was supposedly created. It was basically used to sell your daughters for some land or livestock. Oh, and quick question: why are half the comments on this site posted twice? Is it a bug?
Joel Quinones
It’s already happening so STFU and get divorced. Next…
Gerald Wayne White
Bahahahaha! I have no f//ks to give!
Wallace
I’m not sure if the vast majority of commenters didn’t read the story or deliberately misrepresent it. The couple is not separating or dissolving their union or their family, and intends to continue to be married in the eyes of the church. They are just dissolving their legal status as “married”, because they don’t wish to recognize the state’s new definition of “marriage”. I assume this means they will forfeit any legal benefits the state grants to legally married couples, but they wish to make a personal statement, a protest vote if you will, about the government changing the definition of marriage. They would continue to be married in every sense except a government’s piece of paper. I don’t think you could call this a “sin” in Biblical terms, as they would maintain their personal covenant, but it is a certainly different step, and hence newsworthy. And wow, for people who claim just to want equality, the commenters on this site are more hateful than any Christian I’ve ever met.
Leo La Framboise
well let’s hope they get divorced then get there fucking brains looked at if they have any yet again ass holes
Zenguy
@Casey Sievers:
Yes. They are certifiable idiots who deserve each other. But they believe they are making some sort of public grandstand to advance their “higher power” morality. In reality, they are just revealing themselves as ignorant, religious zealots who use their faith for their own self-promotion. They are sadly so delusional, lacking compassion and understanding. So dumb and deep is their dedication to dogma, their ideology prevents them from being “godly” humans they think they are.
Barb Kipper
These two might be the world’s very best Christians. I think that sentence should have STUPID exchanged for…world’s very best…
Wallace
@Wearepizzacat:
The Bible does indicate fairly clearly that God invented marriage. It is expressed in the design of creation in the Old Testament, and is confirmed by Jesus in the New Testament.
In Genesis 2, it says: “Then the Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him.’ … The Lord God fashioned into a woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man. The man said,
‘This is now bone of my bones,
And flesh of my flesh;
She shall be called Woman,
Because she was taken out of Man.’
For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh.”
Thus the intent expressed in the design specifically includes: one man and one woman, woman as companion/helper, a one-flesh union, and independence from parents. Then in the New Testament (Matthew 19), when Pharisees are asking Jesus about divorce, he references the prior passage: “He answered and said, ‘Have you not read that He who created them from the beginning MADE THEM MALE AND FEMALE, and said, ‘FOR THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND BE JOINED TO HIS WIFE, AND THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH’? So they are no longer two, but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.’ ”
These are the foundational passages that have formed the longstanding view of the church. Now for many that don’t care about the Bible, that is irrelevant. But it’s intellectually dishonest to pretend that it’s not there.
Amy Age
Do it. DO IT, DO IT. Divorce…that’ll show them. Hahahahahaha
martinbakman
gay
justanotheropinion
so they are going to get a divorce to prove how sacred marriage is? i don’t care what they do but the thing that really bothers me is that they are calling themselves “christians” and acting in a way that is anything but.
Chuck Murphy
Great more degenerate judgemental weirdos! Please divorce and don’t breed.
Barry Stradtner
WTF?
vegeta13144
sound to me that there looking for a reason to split because there bible is basely death do u part and plus gays bies exx.. were born that way and it says in there bible the god made everyone the way they r for a reason and not to judge others and so there spliting because of other people that have nothing to do with them and there doing what there god job by judgeing them plus how much u what to bet that one or both r gay
Art Hotchkiss
They apparently haven’t read God’s Word on divorce
ClydedayJr
Someone wants their 15min of fame, and I see they got it.
Ryan-Andrew Michael Villanueva
Bye Felicia
NatashaB
Good for you! No one has the right to tell you what to do. The only thing I want to warn you about; is please do not think the bane of existence rests on your shoulders. What you do is none of our business and you have the right to your action. It is just a pity you do not value your marriage enough and the paperwork is probably going to cost you money. I want to thank you, as this the best pro-gay marriage act anyone has done 🙂 Just two questions, are you both intending on marrying someone else from the same sex as you and are you finally doing this because you will have the freedom to do so?
MrzReese0424
There logic is extremely flawed. You’re getting a divorce because you believe that homosexuals getting married is a sin but isn’t getting a divorce a sin?
Tim V Johnson
Dear Couple: Since you two are being so deliberate about the choices you are making to fulfill your beliefs, then you should follow this tenet through to its logical conclusion…
You had better quit attending church–because there are some churches that are inclusive and welcoming to all people. You MUST take your stand against them by leaving…
You had also better quit your jobs. There are any number of government and private employers who extend benefits to homosexuals and sometimes, even to their same-sex partners. It would only be prudent to register your dissatisfaction with this state of affairs by leaving your employment…
Ultimately–although I would never encourage anyone to kill themselves–you might need to do just that…as there MANY towns, cities, municipalities, counties, states, and yes, countries that recognize the inherent civil and human rights of their gay citizenry. Intentionally ending your connection to the lifeforce which has been extended to include homosexuals would be pretty convincing proof of your undying faith, wouldnâ??t it?â?¦
Whether or not you decide to carry through on any of these faithful acts, however, please *do* get divorced. It’s your right.
And, while I’m not a “gay baker,” I am gay and I do bake sometimes. Even though you’re straight, I will be happy to make your divorce cake–just as I would for any couple that wants to get divorced. I don’t discriminate.
Yuki_Heart
I feel like bashing their heads together and screaming in spanish at them “HOLA TONTOS DIVORCE IS MORE OF A SIN THAN GAY MARRIAGE!” Stupid people these days, gosh.
Aaron Weber
LOL!!! just let it be..haha!!
Colin Thompson
Such selfish people !!!
[email protected]
Why is this article news worthy. Giving this story any attention implies that we care. That is their personal choice. Why object or condone? Who really cares. Let them explain to their children their decision.
Ray Pemberton
I don’t think they should wait. Do it now, why wait. And maybe stop breeding. I think we have enough narrow minded individual in the community.
Eddie Hernandez
Who cares if they divorce, their not important to me in any way.
Aoife C Moran
Surprised they believe in divorce clumping around in the Middle Ages!
actiondude
I want SUPER POWERS!!! I want to be an X-Man or Spiderman or Thor or something. Since I CAN’T shoot spiderwebs or laser beams from my eyeballs, I hereby and forevermore boycott ALL action/super hero films.
That argument is about as lucid and sane as the one presented by these two…fuck them. Why spend a SECOND on their lunacy? Fuck them right up the left nostril.
Justin Brown
The irony is that divorce is looked down upon in the bible.
Sluggo2007
Just another reason to believe that religion is pure BS.
Ken Dobson
Given that Christians are ‘supposedly’ not allowed to have extra-martial sex, I guess they will refuse to have sex once they’re divorced. Not likely, the judgemental hypocrites!
Wearepizzacat
@Wallace: Highly informative and well thought through. I overlooked a passage pretty close to the beginning. Of course, we can’t confirm that anything the Bible says actually happened, and many other religions claim their god(s) invented marriage, so I don’t really care either way. Still, I need to reread that if I want to brag about my credentials.
David Andrew Roubideaux
Well that’s their choice & nobody elses! No need to blame anyone else! Fucking retards! :)’s
F. Jay Ver
Go right ahead and break your promis to god and each other. That will prove how much you umm wait what are they trying to prove again? I forgot because it made no sense.
dubstepskater
Wow… I only have 4 things to say to this….
(1.) They have the right, as human beings, to do what they want.
(2.) They just show how some people are so full of hated that they will
go to such extremes to prove it (I feel sorry for them…)
(3.) I want to invite them both to my upcoming wedding. (can you sense
the sarcasm?)
(4.) What do they hope to accomplish by this? That every gay person
will feel guilty and quit fighting for equal rights? Yeah, I wouldn’t hold
my breath mates… You are only making straight couples look like idiots…
Michael Darby
Divorce then Muppets who caress . Gay people have the wright to marry now as any one else. If you don’t like it tough
lesbianinlove
Happy upcoming divorce!!! What fools!!! When you are dying alone, remember why! I wish you all the misery in the world. Bigots make me sick!!!
hollybeach73
This is the craziest thing I have ever heard of!! People of the gay community have feelings as well as straights. My sister is gay and she is the happiest I’ve ever seen her. This couple just wants to be heard and laughed at! Wow Christians huh? I don’t believe it! Get a divorce that sure will make a statement NOT! They are only hurting their children!! Stupid stupid!!
Biolochic
Jesus said nothing about homosexuality but, he did speak out against divorce…
Patrick C Arnone
They shouldn’t get divorced, then they would be living in sin. A better choice would be to stop eating for their religious beliefs.
meganw1964
After the divorce, you may want to find a good plastic surgeon that will be willing to cut off your nose to spite your face.
Ania Karolina
Regarding their divorce…
parrjj03
Gay Marriage would of never been up for debate if the governments around the world didn’t get ‘special’ privileges to married couples.
parrjj03
@parrjj03: Bah – give not get.
terc28
Another prime example of how people hide behind religion and expel hatred. Religion is about love and acceptance not about discrimination and hatred. Shame on you that you would dissolve your marriage and put your children through this. Obviously love is not a part of your marriage or family values!!!!
Willy
@Wallace: Thank God for you Wallace and for your sharp open mind. You are the needle in the haystack. The vast overwhelming majority of the people just don’t get it, and they never will, if the comments here are any indication. I applaud your effort, but you are wasting your breath here. Matthew 7:6
Raphael
lmao what a fragile marriage…
msfrost
@Desert Boy: Let them, one less couple creating bigoted children.
EllieXOXO
This is ridiculous. The Bible states that one should not divorce their spouse except for adultery. So I guess that means we’re all going to hell now doesn’t it?
carey934
How self-entitled do you have to be to think anyone cares if you get married or divorced? The opposite of love is not hate – its apathy. And that’s how I feel about Nick and Sarah Jensen and gay marriage. The difference is, I don’t think anyone reading this actually cares what I think, and since I don’t care what they think, this whole article is a waste of everyone’s time. Time is the most precious thing in the universe. Spending what little time we have on this nonsense is squandering your most precious resource.
Brian Anthony Kraemer
This couple looks intelligent enough. So what are they going to do after they divorce? Do they expect the Christian community to follow suit so that all Christians are divorced in Australia? I don’t think that’s going to happen. And once they’re divorced, if they’re faithful to their beliefs they won’t be able to live together anymore or have any kind of sexual intimacy. They will both have to live single for the rest of their lives. I suppose they could move to one of the African countries where being gay people are put to death. Perhaps they might feel more at home there. It doesn’t make any sense to me. It will be interesting to see what they end up doing.
huggiebear
Hope they realize that divorce means no more sex, no more living together, or raising their children together. One of them will have to pay child support and they will both have to have jobs. After all, sex outside of marriage is a SIN!!! I hope they’re ready for their NEW commitments!
Khajas
I’ll give this as much response as I care for it.
Do it.
ConfusedPolarBear
I think I am going to start writing out my list of why I don’t believe in church “teachings” as they call it. I call it brainwashing. Church people who make comments like this just keep my list growing and I can’t remember them all. I believe their is a Spirit, a Presence, Energy, Light and he/she/transgender whatever it may be to you and that you can call God, Jesus, Buddha, Jehovah, Mohammed or whatever you have named it and it is in us and we can connect with it and through it connect to others (ever thought of someone and shortly after they call?). Why do churches teach contradictions, fear in the form of love (if you don’t obey you will go to hell – I was terrified as a child constantly because I was a bad child (very active, needed special attention). Thanks for sharing, enjoy your divorce, get to know yourselves – your real selves and maybe in the future you will get remarried.
Clockwyrk.Nim
1 head
+ 1 desk
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= thump
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Now, bear in mind that what I am going to say next is not meant to make anyone’s marriage seem less sacred or special *to them*
But the plain and simple fact is that the concept of marriage was created and manipulated/engineered throughout the entire existence of bipedal, moderately intelligent humanoids as a “business” and/or treatise/deal maker. I am fighting a bugger of a head cold at the time I am writing this (on my birthday of all things… \o/ ), so pardon me for not taking the time to collect and cite specific examples. However, it is easy to look back throughout history and note how often a father “sold” his daughter to the “highest bidder” (regardless the family’s status of wealth/privilege or poverty), as well as the various examples of what was considered culturally appropriate as wedding dowry. In some parts of the world, I believe this is still done, to this day.
The idea of marriage being synonymous with the concept of love is a relatively new development, in comparison.
Now, with respect to the evolution of marriage -which deserves as much credit and consideration as the evolution of humankind- there are those that take that development of romantic symbiosis very seriously. I tip my hat to those people, because they have an ability to perceive and maintain a value in it that I am personally (perhaps cynically) devoid of. Each and every single one of those people -regardless of their gender or orientation- deserves the chance to experience the benefits and perceived fulfillment of such a compatible romantic union, to its fullest extent.
So, let us (albeit briefly) forget that this outwardly heterosexual couple’s protest as disrespectful and bigoted as any great offense that any race (or bipedal species) as visited upon another (as we are historically and genetically wont to do, it seems).
Let us also put aside that they are being no less or more extreme about it than anyone who has ever protested any cause or attempted to rally an activist demonstration regarding any cause, popular or no.
The blunt truth of this scenario is simple, really. They are removing the concept of love from the equation of their personal union and revisiting the concept of marriage as a manipulatable deal-maker/breaker. They are, by their own actions, making their union of no greater or lesser value than whatever result they achieve from their manipulations.
Pretty sad, really.
After all, so what if humanity (and society) -regardless of the variety of other headwall-inducing, evolutionary traits- is polishing off a few ancient, historically “paganistic” aspects and finally flipping the bird at the oppression created by a collective fear and and need to control others?
The consequences of their actions will only harm their selves more than it harm or hinder anybody outside of their private, zealous existence.
So let them. At some point, they will go back over the course, cause, and consequence of their choices and undoubtedly regret the entire circumstance.
Like every other great movement of establishing balance among a disproportionate inequality, the development of this great movement is inevitably pandemic. So grab whatever is your favorite beverage to raise in a toast, kick your feet up, and enjoy the show.
Jedda
As an extremely patriotic person, this makes my face red with shame to be Australian. That we have fostered this level of stupidity within our midst is inexcusable. Such a huge fuss over something as small as whether gay people can marry or not is voted on and done with, sooner we can move on to important things that aren’t a no brainer. As for this couple? Do some research and find out when the bible was written. Then do a little more and find out how long marriage/ceremonial matings have been around in human history. Do the math and stop running lives on blind faith with no proof; marriage, partnership for the purpose of raising the next generation to ensure the continuation of our species has existed since before we walked upright. On a side note, I personally feel that when gay marriage is voted in and this couple get divorced……..mission accomplished.
Wit
The author must have misunderstood what they said. I believe what they actually said was “As Religious Dumb Fucks, we believe marriage is…”
You’re welcome.
Bradley Hilton
Ok if that is their choice and freedom… Oh wait I could not get married until
Two years ago… I did not even have the right they have… If they want to get divorced another right…
steveleong
@Mitch Roberts
– AMEN TENFOLD! They can go celebrate their denial of equal rights to others born different from themselves….break their vows, be martyrs to bigotry, bow in to being victims…create discrimination, condemnation and crucifixion towards LGBT people. It’s between them and God!
Let US, go CELEBRATE a sharing of equality, love and unlimited blessings from God!!! And I believe the latter would bring more people to Christianity than the former!
Me thinks they just want publicity.
Saint Law
@Wallace: “the commentators on this site are more hateful than any Christian I’ve ever met.”
It’s great you’re so upset.
Alistair Sinclair
As a straight Christian, I find couples like this odious. Everyone has the right to be with anyone and marry anyone they want. Good luck and best wishes to the two lads getting married!
silentstan
my word what an intolerant bunch you lot are. they are entitled to their opinion and views. they have a deep religious belief and its not hurting anyone, its about the definition of marriage thats all. get over yourselves! its not law to agree with you. just look at the comments, such vile unnecessary abuse, which sadly is not unusual for gays about christians.
Michoel
Silentstan: Not all gays. But yes, sadly some pretty intolerant stuff here. Br G-M
Clockwyrk.Nim
@Saint Law:
I would say that the Christians you have met likely constitute a rather small percentage of the entire religious population. There are many groups out there who are extremely abusive toward those who do not fit the mould of their Word of God. See the rest of my reply to silentstan…
@silentstan:
Take *any* group of people over the course of history who has suffered any of the following:
Abuse, sometimes to the point of murder
being hunted like an animal
complete social (sometimes familial) ostracization
intense emotional/mental manipulation and degredation
experimented upon & enduring shock therapy “treatments”
etc.
… and you expect them not to harbour a vehement, reactionary, prejudiced hatred toward those who harbour the beliefs from which the aforementioned was justified as reasonable action.
Michoel
And yet, Jesus hanging on a cross showed only love – the Love.
whisper
@GJM79: I am a christian. I was wondering if you could show me that i am an ignorant person.
I’m not here to brag, fight, make fun of anyone (maybe except a aforementioned couple), and I’m definitely not here to convert anyone.
Bask to topic:
As was mentioned before, divorce is considered as a sin. Way to go.
After reading several of the comments in here, some of you aren’t people I’d like to call friends. It’s one thing to say that the couple are just stupid, but completely another to wish for their immolation, death or any other unfortunate accidents. That just puts you into an even worse position.
jantheman4903
GODD IF III had the money to waste…i wud throw them a big Un-married party. cake reception, start at alter and walk down seperately. theme song separate lives..am sure some people could do better. hey they should be celebrating getting distance from us..so un-wedding cake.
Michoel
I presume alter is a pun on altar ?
OhHellNo
Translation :Nick Jensen is gay, and any excuse to get out of that marriage is a good one? (Nothing like divorcing to prove how sacred you think marriage is. Twats.)
zooky
I have always said , “Too much homosexuality doesn’t threaten most “traditional” marriages, too much heterosexuality does. You want to save marriage, try banning adultery (haha good luck getting anyone on Congress to vote for that). The only marriages threatened by homosexuality are those that are threatened by homosexuality.”
These geniouses might finally prove me wrong.
Darryl Moir
Slit your face off while your at it.
Redpalacebulleaglesox
How stupid are these people? How does someone else’s marriage affect anyone else’s? They should get divorced if for no other reason that they give this honorable institution a rotten name.
cr482094
It’s sad that there is so much hatred in this couples heart that there is no room left for love and acceptance. To me this is the opposite of what I thought a Christian was. I can’t imagine any true God would want us to hate one another for any reason especially a reason that really has nothing to do with them. What a horrible way to go through life. They have convinced themselves that what they are doing is not done out of evil but they couldn’t be more wrong. If this is the true face of the Christian religion then I will stay as far away from Christianity as I can. I pray to God that I am never this bigoted, selfish, hateful or ignorant.
cr482094
@<a href=@Maude: actually, no, they are perpetrating hate.
head4la
They’re probably still pissed about the fact that slavery was redefined from “biblically endorsed” to “you don’t need a god to know it’s wrong.”
Z.A-V
Interesting. If marriage is so important to you then it seems strange to divorce because people, who have nothing to do with you or your marriage, want to get married. Looks rather like your ruining the institution you so rever instead. A bunch of bigots having tantrums.
NSB2244
It just amazes me how something that has no bearing on them,they try to create a situation and in turn shows their true identity..if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then… These people a truly bats hit crazy..if the religious nut jobs want to protect the sanctity of marriage, they need to keep idiots like these from marrying in the first place!
1EqualityUSA
Christ spoke against divorce, not one word about gays, not one,
trent9000
Well this guy lives in Canberra, Australia and has a Grinder profile….”DiscreetMarried”..
trent9000
Well this guy lives in Canberra, Australia and has a Grinder profile….”DiscreetMarried”.. More than 153,000 people have said they will attend a mock party titled “Celebrating Nick & Sarah Jensen’s DIVORCE!” Mind you making a grinder account for him is somewhat funny.