Promises promises

Christopher Meloni’s nudes are ready to share

Christopher Meloni knows how to get our attention.

The former Law & Order: SVU and future Law & Order: Organized Crime star is no stranger to posting an occasional (and always tasteful) thirst trap.

At 59-years-old, he may very well be the most popular daddy on Twitter. And a recent interaction with a fan is sure to gain Meloni even more followers hoping to catch a glimpse of the actor in all his glory.

“Wondering if @Chris_Meloni has finally found a selfie to share with us??” questioned Natasha on Twitter, only to receive this encouraging response:

“No. No shirtless selfies left, only nudes. Sorry.”

When another commenter pleaded “Chris do the lord’s work please,” Meloni seemed to reference Jerry Falwell Jr’s pool boy fiasco:

“If it involves a cabana boy, no.”

For the sake of being thorough, here are a few of those shirtless shots: