Colton Underwood’s journey from closeted Bachelor to happily married gay man has been a quick one, all things considered.
The 32-year-old former football player star made headlines in spring of 2021 when he came out as gay—eager to put his past troubles (romantic or otherwise) behind him.
Underwood simultaneously announced he’d be starring in a Netflix docuseries about his life, Coming Out Colton—something most gay men wait years to do (joking, of course)—which would follow him as he navigated the LGBTQ+ community for the first time and began dating again in the public eye.
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But before the show even hit the streamer, reports began to swirl that he’d already partnered up with someone: Democratic strategist Jordan C. Brown. They confirmed their relationship before the year was up, announced their engagement in early 2022, and got married last May.
Like we said, the man moves fast!
So, when the reality star recently told People that his “days of sinning are over,” we raised an eyebrow: When, exactly, did this sinning even occur, Colton? Seems like he locked things down with Brown pretty quickly, no? Most gays we know give themselves a solid decade of dating and sleeping around before they settle down (if at all).
Ironically, the Bachelor alum shared this update while at a Sports Illustrated party for the Super Bowl in Las Vegas, NV—a.k.a. Sin City.
“I’m in my PG Disney era, and I’m loving the peaceful life that I have,” he continued, seemingly conflating married life with chaste monogamy and spending your quiet evenings curled up on the couch together. But come on, Underwood, we have trouble believing that you quit a life of “sinning” cold turkey so soon after coming out.
Besides, the man’s Instagram tells a different story. This doesn’t look very “PG Disney” to us!:
What we’re trying to say is: Underwood might insist he’s settled down, but since when does “settling down” look like naked photoshoots on the bed? Not that we’re complaining!
It’s just that—as Underwood recently reminded us—nothing is black-and-white. Last month, he appeared on former Bachelorette Hannah Brown’s Better Tomorrow podcast, where he revealed that he is “75% gay.”
“That might be confusing to some people, but I think that’s where masculine and feminine energy, the sliding scale and it changes,” Underwood said to Brown. “I think that’s the easiest way to explain my sexuality. There’s still an attraction and appreciation and emotional connection that I could still have with women, but I don’t want to pursue that.”
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“I’ve never been more sure about something,” says Underwood.
For now (at least), he’s in pursuit of one person and one person only: his husband. Shortly after their wedding, Udnerwood sang Brown’s praises to People:
“I’ve never been more sure about something. He has the biggest heart and he’s such a good friend to all of the people in his life. He goes out of his way to take care of his friends and his family. That speaks volumes.”
Next up: the pair are headed to the Redwoods for a romantic Valentine’s Day getaway. Which is apparently supposed to be a secret, though Underwood couldn’t help but spill the beans to the press, so we don’t think it’ll be much of a surprise to Brown.
Anyway, here’s hoping they post lots of cute vacation pics together!
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“If you look for a second too long, you’re being called a f*ggot.”
Donston
Everyone’s journeys and struggles and comprehension when it comes to ego, mental health, the gender, sexual, romantic, emotion, commitment spectrum is their own. But it’s impossible to take this dude seriously. Everything he has said and presented from the beginning has come off and still comes off calculated, image driven and with a financial and ego incentive. He’s another dude who spent years hiding and manipulating and shaming and abusing but is now desperate to be uplifted by “queers” and constantly looking for validation from them. Good luck to him. But leave us alone. While queer media’s focus on promoting these dudes and highlighting six packs without evaluating privilege, motivations, insecurities, problematic language, shitty behaviors does everyone a disservice.
BLAKENOW
Leave us alone? He is one of us. Do you know how many gay charities have benefited from him? Any gay man that is gorgeous and fit is going to be image driven. I think Instagram and TikTok and only fans are full of them you saying “queers” ummm I don’t think she’s on record even saying that anywhere, so what’s your point? Everyone that is bringing up stupid incidences that he did needs to move on everybody makes mistakes. I didn’t see any charges pressed against him, Cancel Culture has zero weight anymore. Thank God
Donston
“Leave us alone” as in it’s time to move on with your life and stop desperately using your relationships and your queer journey for relevance and social validation. His behaviors feel just as forced and desperate as they did in his Bachelor days. While he’s one of a shit ton of constantly shirtless white dudes. His mere presence has not saved anyone’s life. Finally, “cancel culture” is not the gag you think it is. He’s never been “canceled” anyways. He’s just an irrelevant who only tired, old white queers still pay attention to.
still_onthemark
Yeah, Queerty, how DARE you promote these dudes and highlight their six packs without evaluating privilege, motivations, insecurities, problematic language, and shitty behaviors!
Ilive10s
“tired, old white queers”? Interesting when the accuser proves themselves guilty of the offense they’re attacking. If that’s no problematic language and shitty behavior, I’m not sure what is.
Chrisk
Donston likes to get all five-and-dime mental analyses till he gets challenged and then it goes all trashy racial insults.
abfab
Pay attention people. Donston makes really good points here.
Charities? @ BLAKENOW…Charities…woop-dee-doo! Anyone can contribute to charities..(and please, check out where most of tha money goes) And listen, just because he’s now Gay, or always was whatever (it’s all so boring) but just because they are a Gay couple…they can still be shit heads too. And quite boring and white and stuffy. We suffer that group here every day with The Troll Sisters lurking around.
These two are nothings….it’s all fluff…..bad, bad fluff. But thank god the photos help erase the Ted Cruz white trash/whore photos from that hideous republican affair.
Right/Write on, Donston!
abfab
@Chrisk That’s simply not true and quite unfair. Donston does not do that. I think he puts a lot of thought into his critiques on Gay/pop culture.
abfab
YES! @Ilive10s
“tired, old white queers”
Don’t tell us that hurts your feelings.
Unfortch, QUEERTY keeps bringing us mediocre men and we’re over it. MAKE IT STOP! Wadayagonnado? It’s their rag.
JClark
I agree with Donston to a certain degree, but this forum isn’t the place to find deep thoughts on personal integrity. The currency in this culture — which doesn’t represent all of gay culture by any means — is looks, youth and influence. This site features people who seem to spend their lives in gyms and exotic destinations taking selfies. Readers like to look at the bods. Everyone gets what they want. If you don’t like the game, the only thing you can do is not participate.
frapachino
@ donston “While he’s one of a shit ton of constantly shirtless white dudes” so THATS your problem , he’s a hot white guy!!! Not surprised coming form you.
barryaksarben
you cant be serious? Not everyone comes out at birth like moi but I dont think those who waited a while to come out have a character flaw who are out to misrepresent me ( real gay man). And as. 68 year old gay man who was married not once but twice who has lived a full gay life from the very beginning who had a slut period after coming out before marrying I support. all other sexual outlaws. I love my trans men and women the bi the non binary and all the others even without understanding some of the pronouns in their trying to reach personal happiness for themselves. Were are by the way gay men who even at an advanced age love looking at beautiful men and it doesnt cloud my judgement esp politically
Bosch
Well, it’s not as if he has a history of being honest about his sexuality or behaviours. But it’s fine, if he wants to do the whole “I’m not like other gays” schtick to make himself feel less gay… Like, 25% less gay…
abfab
Gay-Lite
barryaksarben
as a 70 yr old gay man I cant tell you how many in my generation the one that had front row seats to the AIds show from a front row way too many of them did nothing and sat back because they were in the closet either at home or at work and were afraid of exposure. I didnt do that I was out form birth and became a corporate banker who was only allowed to advance to a certain point because I was out. Now I see those same guys embrace and call themselves heroes when they did exactly nothing at the time. There will always be people who are not fully out and you know that is fine as we dont have to look or believe them but we dont need to dislike or hate them as they as we are just trying to get thru life
cuteguy
I’m no fan of Colton, but I’m glad he’s promoting monogamy. Let’s hope he doesn’t jump the fence on that one
Fahd
All seems very contrived to me, but I suppose that’s his occupation now.
abfab
Word.
SDR94103
donston is a racist. His neighbors have told me this over and over.
Joseph1971
Colton’s a DOG, and if you have spent time around him, or his friends, and know what he’s really like you’ll recognize that. He realizes his time in the spot light in diminishing, so he’s looking for the best financial possibility to settle down with. He really doesn’t have any talent or marketable skills, and his looks are fading. I challenge ANYONE who says they KNOW HIM and KNOW HIM WELL and post something to the contrary
ZzBomb
I’m genuinely curious what he is like in private as opposed to the public persona he puts out there. But he’s not the only gay male celebrity I’ve wondered about over this. That said, I’m not going to go out of my way to be a celebrity stalker just to satisfy a superficial curiosity. But what you posted peaked my interest so I’m curious what you know? First hand knowledge?
barryaksarben
how do you know? have you spent time with him?
Pietro D
What a sorry excuse for a man (a queer). He’s hapless and hopeless . He has nothing going for himself that is significant……… frankly, I’ve had it with these articles on Colton. When is your so-called reporting on him going to come to an end? WE DON’T CARE, so enough about the redoubtable Underwood!
barryaksarben
he is a gay man and he is good looking and he is a mess so I. wish him well and hope he keeps learning.
toddlicious
Has been. Wanna be. Why do we still cover this guy or care.
barryaksarben
he is gay and he does have fans. He isnt that bad when you consider the closet cases in gov voting against our rights
BLAKENOW
Hey fab, are you in the right decade? Nobody says word anymore is that a conservatives “hip” slang that I don’t know about because I’m not a stupid ass a conservative?
abfab
You’re not a stupid ass conservative. Take it easy.
Donston
The dude came out the closet publicly to deflect from being accused of stalking and verbal abuse. And then he automatically used his “coming out” to try to get book gigs and TV gigs. No matter how y’all frame it, he’s a nasty piece of work. Like I’ve already noted, a lot of people struggle with their ego, their mental health, their religion, their family, their “sexuality”, their dimensions, their place in the gender, sexual, affection, romantic, emotion, commitment spectrum. But the extreme things he’s done (choosing to be at the center of a hetero dating show, stalking, using “gay” to deflect from the stalking/abuse accusations, a year later saying you may not be all that “gay”, lying about being blackmailed, quickly marrying the first guy you have a real relationship with after seeming to strictly date women for many years) highlights someone who still has deep-seated issues and is almost exclusively driven by narrative and public validation. Having a six pack and a decent smile doesn’t change this stuff.