Consumed: Mr. Right Is Right Here

Mr. Right

Sure, this little gem may have popped up on a shopping site geared toward women, but that didn’t stop you when you bought those 420-count sheets, did it? It’s Mr. Right, and he’s built to sit on your desk while you grovel through Match.com fill out expense reports. He comes with his own stand and a set of eight message balloons, three of which are left blank for you to fill out yourself with notes like “Robbie didn’t call you because he’s an asshole” and “If I knew you then, I would’ve been your date to the prom instead of your mother.”

And for $8.95, Mr. Right is suited for what you usually do when you get tired of your men: give him to a friend, or toss him in the trash.

Mr. Right [See Jane Work]