Consumed: Mr. Right Is Right Here

Mr. Right

Sure, this little gem may have popped up on a shopping site geared toward women, but that didn’t stop you when you bought those 420-count sheets, did it? It’s Mr. Right, and he’s built to sit on your desk while you grovel through fill out expense reports. He comes with his own stand and a set of eight message balloons, three of which are left blank for you to fill out yourself with notes like “Robbie didn’t call you because he’s an asshole” and “If I knew you then, I would’ve been your date to the prom instead of your mother.”

And for $8.95, Mr. Right is suited for what you usually do when you get tired of your men: give him to a friend, or toss him in the trash.

Mr. Right [See Jane Work]

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