The Scientologists don’t take kindly to negative press.

23/6 understands the dangers posed to intrepid journalists who insist on covering the out of this world religion. That’s why the kooky, comedic kids came up with the “Balls-E-Meter,” which rates various outlets and their coverage of Scientology’s wackiness.

We would publish the chart, but it’s made with real – shaved! – testicles, so…well, you know, it’s not so safe for work. It is, however, hilarious!

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