This just in: Drake shared a thirst-inducing bathroom selfie on his Instagram story this week and it has people fantasizing about what his imaginary Grindr profile might look like.
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As Jamie Tabberer at Gay Star News notes, “Think about it. From the partly-hidden face to the prominence of his smartphone to the random inanimate objects in the background. (Thankfully the toilet isn’t in shot!).”
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The 32-year-old rapper, who just nabbed seven Grammy noms, thus becoming the most-nominated artist for next year’s Grammy Awards, is currently in Turks & Caicos enjoying some much needed R&R after his recent tour.
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Wicked Dickie
Drake has ‘pass-around’ d!ck.
Roan
Why would Drake have a Grindr photo? He’s not gay, bi or straight/curious with men.
QueerTruth
Why didn’t you read the article, dumby… It’s a fantasy.
MISTERJETT
gay, bi or straight, he’s a babe!!!!
Roan
Dear Queer Truth: I read the article you nasty bully and you can feel free to take your rude comment and use it as a dildo.
QueerTruth
I’m a bully for calling you a “dumby”? BAHAHA…. What a stooge. What a baby.
Well I would humor you, but I was right. Because now you say that you did read the article and still posted a moronic comment. So obviously then you’re dumb, but I’m sure that’s not news for you.
It’s not my fault you’re stupid. If you need to cry about and feel victimized… POOR ME WHAAA…. Why don’t you call your mommy and cry to her? Who knows maybe she will bless you with a set of balls and a brain that she clearly forgot to bestow you when you were born.
Pete le meat
Drake has nice muscles but his image is very heterosexual.
Male pop stars have to sell to women, and women are not accepting of men who are not 100% heterosexual in their choices.
Greg
Less is more when it comes to tatts. He needs a new hobby other than drawing on himself.
Evji108
This just in in gay news, here’s a photo of a straight guy who obviously doesn’t have a Grindr profile picture, but if he did it might look like this.
WindsorOntario
I guess because I’m from Toronto and I have seen him for years, I just don’t get what people see in him. I don’t find him attractive, I don’t find him talented, I see him as a desperate person trying to hang on. He’s trying too hard to be for Toronto what Prince was for Minneapolis; and he will never be that. Prince was his own brand – you never knew what he was going to do next because he was so unconventional. Drake (or Aubrey as we know him) is an act. None of that is real, he grew up rich, the whole street rap thing is such a joke. He also looks too much like his mother, and if you take away his stylist, the clothes, and the hairdresser you just have another average looking biracial guy.
Bob LaBlah
He would be perfect as the lead in a bio-pic on Suge Knight.
draven
Drakes feet tho…….hmmm
justgeo
WTF cares just promoting an inked up piece of meat. What talent? Grammy should read GRA$$y.