Ellen’s Gardener Is Blinding Us With His Biceps; Cristiano Ronaldo Is All Oiled Up

This week, James Corden discovered true love with Keith from BuzzFeed, John Stamos came thisss close to being the bisexual hooker of our dreams and Tom Hiddleston is happy to get naked for the right reason. Here’s what happened on Instagram:

What’s as hot as George Burgess? Possibly his two brothers.

Ian Somerhalder has a pussy cat on his lap.

All those hours spent toiling as Ellen’s gardener sure has inflated Billy Reilich‘s biceps.

The truth is, Adam Lambert‘s always loved you.

Don’t Cry For Me Argentina A photo posted by ADAMLAMBERT (@adamlambert) on

We’ll bet Colombia loves you, too, Eliad Cohen.

Colombia, te amo ????

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Let’s play peekaboo, Cristiano Ronaldo.

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on

Russell Tovey is wigging out over his best friend Rocky.

Current situation #wig #rocky #devon

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Sam Smith woke up screaming over his hit 007 theme.

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Jussie Smollett got to meet his idol.

Zac Efron was just clowning around.

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The Rock threw back to when he had a full head of curls.

My nightmare aka my very first TV “appearance” when I was 11yrs old. At a WWE TV taping in Allentown, PA. Since my dad was always on the road wrestling, any father/son time we got in was great, so I was super pumped to travel with him. It was backstage that I’d meet a man who years later we’d enjoy tremendous success together and he’d become one of my strongest mentors in business – Vince McMahon. I’ll never forget he shook my hand, looked down at me and said “We gotta get you on camera tonight young man!”. I thought, “WHOA I’m gonna be on TV… can’t wait to tell my friends… AWESOME!”. So I’m sitting there in the crowd, the camera man comes over and tells me he’s getting ready to shoot so be ready.. It was in that defining moment that I just realized something awful… I was just getting over a bad case of Chicken Pox (you can clearly see a few “post pox” on my face) and I thought “Holy sh*t this is terrible! The world will see me for the first time and I look like someone set fire to my face and stomped it out with cleats”. Looking back at this gem of a picture, there’s two things I’ve learned: Things are never as bad as they seem (especially at 11yrs old) and instead of worrying about my Chicken Pox I should’ve been concerned with the world questioning whether I was a boy or a girl. Which, for the record happened all the time to me when I was a kid. #PrePubertyWasABitch #StopWorryingSweatheart #GetYourLittleAssInTheGym #TBT

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Max Joseph took in the London skyline.

Steve Grand enjoyed a bit of the old In-n-Out.

@innout #blessed

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Michael B. Jordan is a fighter and a lover.

My Toughest Opponent #creed Photo cred: @eli_joshua A photo posted by michaelbjordan (@michaelbjordan) on

We’ll keep it down if you will, Sachin Bhatt.

Andy DeVine has had it up to here.

Bury me alive! Nothing will stop my text game! #workaholics A photo posted by Adam Devine (@andybovine) on

Nev Schulman is hare-ier than ever.

bday weekend is finally hare! ?: @el_peego

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We bet Chris Hardwick and Jimmy Fallon will have some really funny babies.

Finally, there’s proof that Andrew Rannells and Jonathan Groff are two different people.

Actor-author Darryl Stephens is beautiful inside and out.

Article on #REQUIREDREADING in the latest issue of OBVIOUS MAG. Interview by @jerrismogul and photos by @dexterbrownfoto A photo posted by Darryl Stephens (@darrylstephens) on

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