Orlando Bloom has the entire internet feeling awfully thirsty and thankful this Thanksgiving Eve after photos of him wearing a pair of supershort short shorts began circulating on Twitter.
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Bloom was snapped running errands and grabbing coffee in Los Angeles over the weekend. The paparazzo who got the pics, god bless him, somehow managed to capture the 43-year-old heartthrob from every angle.
The internet has responded accordingly…
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daddy BLOOM pic.twitter.com/xZ4PHFMPDD
— ? (@witnessmatts) November 24, 2020
still thinking about those pics of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/o4tbKafIgP
— Tevin JC ?? (@TevinJC) November 24, 2020
TRYING NOT TO BE HORNY ON THE TL BUT ORLANDO BLOOM’S THIGHS pic.twitter.com/SHhb7YMs3j
— m. (@atkinsassits) November 24, 2020
Orlando Bloom:
Us: pic.twitter.com/otGwgjqRi1
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) November 24, 2020
“You have my sword!”
“And my bow!”
“And my ass!” pic.twitter.com/Z979PlYc1N— Simpbo (@grantgenske) November 24, 2020
how many more times today must I stop scrolling the TL to admire the integrity of grocery-fetching Orlando Bloom's athleisure, straining yet resolutely stretched over his Ent-sized quads and rotund Legolussy
— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) November 24, 2020
Time to play our favorite game again..briefs or shorts liner? I think I am going briefs on this one. Orlando Bloom's butt pic.twitter.com/xZD1SF6kW8
— Theo (@NewBoxersorBrfs) November 24, 2020
no one:
orlando bloom: pic.twitter.com/MuoGJKo5Op
— patty ? (@pattydelux) November 25, 2020
just a hole for orlando bloom pic.twitter.com/VYFrbLTzkY
— andrea (@witnessandrea) November 24, 2020
#grateful!
MacAdvisor
Are those In-N-Out Burger socks he’s wearing?
htt ps :// shop.in-n-out. com/drink-cup-socks.html
(sorry about breaking up the link, but, if one posts a link, the comment gets held up)
ingyaom
Omg – this man is in beautiful shape. I wonder if he can act, too.
Kangol2
Based on the films he’s starred in, no. His talent is skin deep.
duje_buric
His thighs are damn fine. And those shorts are not so very short…
Maleko50
You got it! Track shorts are shorter (the better).
DuMaurier
Haha, not to someone as old as I am. Anyone who thinks those are short does NOT remember the 70’s and 80’s. I’ve Googled TV and movie stars from back then and I’m like, “Did I wear stuff like that?? It does not look comfortable….”
Orlando does look incredible, by the way. I thought having already seen pics of his thighs and everything in between would make this ho-hum, but….nope.
Josh447
Orlando’s Bloomin ass…gotta love it.
Max
I was hoping those would be visible jock strap lines…
Dack52
Max, no one wears those anymore, just compression shorts.
Jimmy T
What’s the big deal? We’ve already seen his not-very-impressive uncut dick. He is a good-looking guy, though…great legs, great butt.
metta
Those are not short shorts….Those are regular shorts….but they do look good on him. 🙂
Terrycloth
Everybody’s talking about it. ? I asked around and everybody isn’t ! Maybe change the.headline to many people are talking or alot are. But everybody ? Nope , I wasn’t either…
jkb
He has gorgeous nipples too
ray444
He looks great–great legs, great butt, great overall. But not only are those not “super” short shorts, they’re not even particularly short ones, although they’re short compared to the absurdly over-long near-bloomers basketball players have to wear. Vive les short shorts!
Res1
He obviously wants to show off his new gym crafted legs. Personally, I lose attraction for men when they have multiple kids. A kid….that’s cute but several registers as old man in my mind.
justgeo
Your calling them short shorts is way off. They aren’t leggings but short??? Anything more than a 4 inch inseam isn’t SHORT assholes!
Rock Star
correct you are.
amanwithanedge
I very much enjoyed the view.
justyouandi
Shorts are now cut with a 5 1/2 inch inseam. I am seeing more and more of them now. A 7-9 inch inseam has been standard for thirty years and I’m glad to see them go. Unless a guy is very tall a longer length leg on shorts is just too long and hits most guys at the wrong place on his leg. This new shorter inseam is much more flattering to almost all men. I hope those longer ones are gone forever!
Patrick
Hello! The fully nude shots of Orlando a couple of years ago were far hotter than these pix!
ElPillo
Up, he’s fine, good butt, good legs, good nipples. But Queerty is positively Victorian if they think those are short shorts. Please!
Dymension
Those aren’t short shorts. You should see short shorts in the 1980s
ScottOnEarth
People are just now figuring out how hot Orlando Bloom is???? He has been a bona fide sexy MF for a while. Katy is a very lucky woman.
RyanMBecker
Those are short shorts? Er, you should see what men, both gay and straight, were wearing in the 1980s. On the court, just compare the revealing shorts tennis and basketball players were wearing vs the baggy monstrosities they wear now. Blame homophobic hip hop culture for the latter.
canadiankid
I’m more surprised by the smoothness of his legs. Does he laser??
SDR94103
butt!!
nm4047
appear the initial commentary started in Nov ’20 (good distraction from the train crash) no, reposted in July ’21 & appears no one was ‘talking about it’ since Nov. Persistence is great but this is over the top now.