Everyone’s talking about Orlando Bloom’s supershort short shorts and thighs

Orlando Bloom has the entire internet feeling awfully thirsty and thankful this Thanksgiving Eve after photos of him wearing a pair of supershort short shorts began circulating on Twitter.

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Bloom was snapped running errands and grabbing coffee in Los Angeles over the weekend. The paparazzo who got the pics, god bless him, somehow managed to capture the 43-year-old heartthrob from every angle.

The internet has responded accordingly…