Gay Jobs In San Francisco

The Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco

We know San Francisco is an expensive town to live in and that it is full of unemployed fags. So in our best effort to help the queens of San Francisco find gay friendly work we browsed Craigslist last night and not for sex. This time.

“Are you proud of the hard work you put into looking hot each day!?” asks the first job listing for MaxMuscle, the creatine and Lycra selling nutrition store in the heart of the Castro. This job is a perfect way to meet steroided, muscle queens like yourself. So send those resumes girls. The icing on the cake of this job is the fact that the Metro bar is right upstairs. We always find work easier to do when we have cocktails readily available.

The second San Francisco job opening perfect for a queen strapped for cash is this one for the Nob Hill Adult Theatre, a 37 year old porn arcade and strip club. The squeamish should not apply since “light janitorial” work is required. And yes, that means Windexing up semen.

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