Gaymers Get Down At Virtual Prom

Obviously Elton John‘s whole internet-induced social stagnation theory ain’t airtight:

Hundreds of super-powered lesbians and gays let their magical hair down at a new LGBT prom recently. They danced, flirted, elected a prom king and (drag) queen, played outdoors in their underwear at a mountain ski resort, and levitated with robotic boots and angels’ wings until they crashed the server.

Crashed a server? That’s, like, the craziest, nerdiest party ever! And when we say “craziest” we mean “looniest”. Nerdiest, however, remains the same.