Happy Endings: Baylor University De-Gayffeinated

• Baylor University treats its queer alumni the same way it treats its faggy Starbucks coffee cups. They get rid of them.

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• The fabulous Sponge Bob had his own movie last year. Now another homo-friendly animated series gets the feature length treatment. Get ready for Queer Duck: The Movie!

• Here!TV Is now podcasting. It’s gay programming for your ears.

• Reacting to New Hampshire’s brushing off of civil unions yesterday, Rep. Tony Soltani, talks dirty to us: “Society has to be prepared to agree to accept something before we shove it down their throat.”

Texas and Maine voters go into their respective polling booths for a tug at the lever. This is a chance for you queers to take a step backward or a step forward. Yeah, that’s right; think of it as a little dance.