Happy Endings: Cheeseheads Debate Gay Marraige

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• A Republican Representative from Wisconsin argues that “allowing gay marriage will force schools to teach children about alternative families and make their teen years even more confusing.” As if their straight parents impending divorce wouldn’t already take care of that.

Desperate Housewives’ James Denton who usually surrounds himself with 5 catty women will instead surround himself with 50 catty women.

• We always thought straight football fans only debated NFL stats and strategies. Turns out they also weigh in on a player’s fit-for-porn facial hair. (Via Kenneth in the 212)

Girlfriends has selected Provincetown as the best place for lesbians to live. Shouldn’t that be the most gentrified place for lesbians to live?

• Here’s some cheer for gays living in New Orleans: free wireless.

• Ratings for Anderson Cooper‘s newly expanded show on CNN drop in its second hour. Probably because all of the guys fantasizing about him only need the one hour to finish themselves off.