Happy Endings: Kathy Griffin Is On TV Tonight!

Kathy Griffin‘s new show on tonight…and then ten thousand more times on Bravo. Friends saw her do the show live and it’s hilarious, apparently. We can’t wait! [Popbytes]

• Semen face cream. It’s at the bottom of the post. Can you imagine what that smells like? (…we can.) We haven’t been so excited about sperm cream since Joan Rivers slathered herself with it on Nip/Tuck. [PAYOR]

• …speaking of Joan Rivers: is she wasted or what? [PopSugar]

• We are starting to fall in love with The Heiress. Today: an analysis of Vin Diesel‘s body language. Riveting. [EntryLevelHeiress]

Star Jones is getting booted from The View, thanks to Rosie. Although her replacement is rumored to be Oprah‘s best pal Gayle King–and Gayle already had her shot at a talk show, which was terrible, remember? It lasted about three weeks. With the boringness of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, it’s hard to imagine the buzzkill of Gayle King added in there. [HotHouse]